Professor Shaftenberg chords by
Momus

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Key: F major•

Verse 1
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Gm Gm 3
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Am Am 
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Dm Dm 
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Am Am 
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Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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He's
a polyglot,
C C 
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a psychopath, an androgyne
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Bb Bb 
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He likes to handcuff Japanese
Gm Gm 3
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girls hanging upside down
F F 
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He is rampant like the stallion
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He wears the gold medallion
Em Em 
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Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates
A A 
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Of Lichtenstein

Verse 2
Dm Dm 
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He's a bondage fan,
C C 
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a gastronome, a sensualist
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Gm Gm 3
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Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness
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F F 
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In a love hotel at half past four
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He'll purchase schoolgirl underwear
F F 
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Em Em 
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Meet Noboyushi Araki for
Am Am 
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A A 
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dinner there
Am Am 
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A A 
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Professor

Verse 3

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Shaftenberg

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Professor Shaftenberg

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He is sponsored by Lufthansa

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To screw the pants off Japanese girls

Verse 4
Dm Dm 
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Am Am 
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Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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Am Am 
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Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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The
Am Am 
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Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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Am Am 
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Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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professor isn't home right now, so this is the real
C C 
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Me
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I want to grind bones with a
naked baby cow
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And squash the squid and jump the junk
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I want to peel the pample mouse
F F 
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pink to the pulp
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Part the fronds and enter this,
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my magical place
Let us sing the song of innocence
A A 
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and experience

Verse 5
Dm Dm 
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He's a   zoophile,
C C 
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a hydrophobe, a lotus flower
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He carries patent leather snake oil
Gm Gm 3
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for his penis power
Dm Dm 
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F F 
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When it's time to fuck
their socks off
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He boards his flight at
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Tempelhof
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A A 
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Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour

Verse 6

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Professor Shaftenberg

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Professor Shaftenberg

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He is sponsored by Lufthansa

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To screw the pants off Japanese

Interlude 1

girls

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Verse 7
Dm Dm 
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You are culpable but highly fuckable
I'll bring you home by midnight,
death by chocolate,
The horn by stealth of moonlight
I'll stab you to the hilt
Satin you and jasmine you and,
finally, critically
Drink the ectoplasmic jet
Grip and grab three hot bags of
girly goddess head

Verse 8
Bb Bb 
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Professor Shaftenberg
Gm Gm 3
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Professor Shaftenberg
Dm Dm 
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Gm Gm 3
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He is sponsored by  Lufthansa
Dm Dm 
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A A 
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To screw the pants off
Japanese girls
Dm Dm 
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Am Am 
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Verse 9
Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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Am Am 
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Gm Gm 3
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Dm Dm 
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The Professor isn't in
right now but I'm his bastard
Cousin
The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde,
One superbad dude, come to my pad,
let's collude and
Let's collide
Clasping and gasping, climax in unison,
spermatozoon,
Clapping, coming,
Consummate, original,
stunning from start to finish in
Performance and execution
Invoke the deities,
shock the pants off several
Choke on sacred bread
Gm Gm 3
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and pollute the holy wafer
Dm Dm 
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Inject a   cloud of jism in the
middle of the holy water
In clouds of unknowing
I want to know
In places I have never been
I want to go
I want to get my rocks off till
my cock pops off