Polite Canadians - Canadian American chords by Jim Gaffigan
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I do (D major) love doing international
shows.
It's different with Trump
as president.
I know you guys are all fans of his, but...
No, it's different with
Trump as president.
It's kind of like having a parent that's an alcoholic
(D major) show up in a country like, sorry about my (G major) dad. (E major)
(D major) We don't have to do that. (D major)
Trying to get the phone from him. (D major)
(G major) Proven harder than (D major) we thought. (E major)
(D major) I find Canadians are the least phased by Trump, because, you know, within the world,
you know, it's like, because Canadians, (E major) you know, Trump is just an exagger (D major) ation
of the American stereotype.
You know, Americans are
known (E major) as obnoxious.
Trump is just turning up the dial,
(D major) right?
That's the American stereotype,
obnoxious.
The Canadian stereotype, polite,
which is (E major) not a stereotype, it's a compliment.
But you guys still get angry.
We're not polite, we're passive
aggressive. (D major)
(E major) But what you don't (D major) realize,
to an American,
passive aggressive is polite.
But everything about Canada is pleasant.
Even the Ca (E major) nadian flag.
Most national flags
have all these macho (D major) symbols
like Mexico's an eagle eating a snake,
(D major) America's stars and stripes,
and Canada's just like,
just put a leaf out there.
One for every province?
Ah, just one maple leaf.
As a result,
everyone likes Canadians.
Everyone likes Canadians, you know?
Not liking Canadians
is an indication of a mental problem.
I don't like Canadians or puppies.
Remember when (D major) China was mad
at Canada?
The whole world was like,
Come on, China.
That's a red flag.
(D major) With a star in the middle.
How many flag jokes?
Polite Canadians - Canadian American
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