Planet of the Baritone Women
Planet of the Baritone Women

Planet of the Baritone Women easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • E

  • Am

  • D

  • G

  • Dsus4

  • A

  • Asus4

  • Dm

  • F

  • G#dim

    6

  • Bdim

  • B

    2

  • C

  • Cdim

    3

  • Ebdim

  • F#

    2

  • F#dim

    4

  • F#sus4

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • Gaug

  • E

  • Am

  • D

  • G

  • Dsus4

  • A

  • Asus4

  • Dm

  • F

  • G#dim

    6

  • Bdim

  • B

    2

  • C

  • Cdim

    3

  • Ebdim

  • F#

    2

  • F#dim

    4

  • F#sus4

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • Gaug

    • Verse 1
    On 
    the 
    plane of 

    the 
    baritone 
    wo
    men 

    They 
    talk 
    low 

    'bout 
    stuff 
    they 
    know, 

    They 
    sing 
    'oooh!' 

    And 
    laugh 
    at 
    you 

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

    If If 
    If If 
    If you 
    can't 

    If you 
    can't 

    Do 
    it too 

    Do it 
    too 

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

    Verse 2
    They They They 
    They 

    They sing 
    'li-li-li-li!' 

    They 
    They 
    They They sing 
    'lo-lo-lo-lo!' 

    The 
    The 
    The 
    The 
    man carry 

    purses 

    Wherever they 
    go 

    Verse 3
    Junior 
    executives. 

    All 
    in a row, 

    Watch 
    the baritone 
    women 

    Do 
    the 
    baritone 
    show 

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

    They They They 
    They 
    Verse 4

    They 
    sing about 
    wheat; 

    They 
    sing about 
    corn; 

    They sing about 
    places 

    Where 
    wo
    men was 
    born 

    Verse 5
    They sing about 
    hate! 

    They sing about 
    fear! 

    It seems like 
    they all got 

    A pretty good 
    ear 

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

    Verse 6
    They 
    They They They 

    They 
    sing it 
    in 
    harmony 

    Not often 
    heard 

    With 
    a big 
    ol' 
    ca

    denza 

    On every long 
    word 

    They 
    keep 
    it as low 
    As they 
    possibly 
    Verse 7

    can, 

    And 
    sometimes 
    they walk 

    Like an 
    e-gyp-tian 

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

    They 
    Verse 8
    They They 
    They They 
    They 

    They 
    do 
    choreo
    graphy 

    Still more 
    unique! 

    They 
    leave their legs 
    open 

    Whenev
    er they 
    speak! 

    Verse 9
    They 
    roll their eyes 
    upward. 

    And over 
    again, 

    And 
    slam their legs 
    closed 

    When 
    they sing about 
    men! 

    Those 
    baritone 
    women! 
    Verse 10

    They are 
    not your 
    friend! 


    You will 
    make 
    a mis
    take 

    If you 
    go 
    there 
    again! 


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