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Planet of the Baritone Women chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
E
Am
E
D
G
D
Dsus4
D
On the plane of
G
A
Asus4
the baritone wo men
Dm
Am
E
They talk low
Dm
E
'bout stuff they know,
Dm
E
They sing 'oooh!'
Dm
E
And laugh at you
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Am
E
Am
E
If If If If If you can't
If you can't
Do it too
Do it too
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Verse 2
Am
E
Am
They They They They
Dm
E
They sing 'li-li-li-li!'
They They They They sing 'lo-lo-lo-lo!'
F
The The The The man carry
E
purses
Wherever they go
Verse 3
E
Junior executives.
All in a row,
Watch the baritone women
Am
E
Do the baritone show
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Am
F
They They They They
Verse 4
G#dim
Am
E
They sing about wheat;
Bdim
F
E
They sing about corn;
Bdim
They sing about places
E
F
E
B
Where wo men was born
Verse 5
E
They sing about hate!
B
They sing about fear!
E
Bdim
It seems like they all got
E
A pretty good ear
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Verse 6
Am
G#dim
Am
They They They They
E
Bdim
They sing it in harmony
E
Not often heard
C
G
With a big ol' ca
F
E
denza
On every long word
Cdim
Ebdim
They keep it as low As they possibly
Verse 7
Cdim
can,
Dm
E
And sometimes they walk
F#
Like an e-gyp-tian
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
G
They
Verse 8
C
F#dim
G
They They They They They
C
D
Am
They do choreography
F
Still more unique!
Dm
C
D
They leave their legs open
Am
F
Dm
Whenever they speak!
Verse 9
C
D
They roll their eyes upward.
Am
F
And over again,
Dm
C
D
And slam their legs closed
E
F#
When they sing about men!
E
F#
Those baritone women!
Verse 10
F#sus4
F#
They are not your friend!
Bm
G#dim
Am
Dm
E
You will make a mistake
G
Gaug
G
Am
G
If you go there again!
A
A
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Chords
E
Am
D
G
Dsus4
A
Asus4
Dm
F
G#dim
Bdim
B
C
Cdim
Ebdim
F#
F#dim
F#sus4
Bm
Gaug
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