Phone Wallet Keys
Phone Wallet Keys

Phone Wallet Keys easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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    • Verse 1
    All 
    right, Milwaukee, 

    let's 
    fucking do 
    this shit 

    Here we 
    go 

    Verse 2
    Yeah, 
    yeah, yeah 

    Here we 
    go 
    again 

    Come 
    on 

    I'm 
    headin' 
    out 
    Verse 3
    and 
    all I'm 
    takin' 
    with me 
    is my 
    phone, 

    wallet, 
    keys 

    Yeah, 
    phone, 
    wallet, 
    keys 

    Just 
    those 
    three things 
    please, 

    need my 
    phone, 
    wallet, 
    keys 

    Got 
    my credit 
    cards 
    in my wallet 

    Got my 
    phone you 
    can 
    call it 

    Master 
    lock on 
    my front 
    door 

    That's what 
    my motherfuckin' 

    keys 
    are for 

    My 
    phone, 
    wallet, 
    keys, 
    yeah, 

    phone, 
    wallet, 
    keys 

    Good things 
    come 
    in threes, 

    need my 
    phone, 
    wallet, 
    key
    s 

    If 
    I'm 
    goin' 
    Verse 4
    to the 
    zoo 
    I need my 

    (Phone, wallet, 
    keys) 

    If I'm 
    gettin' 
    a face tattoo 
    I need my 
    (Phone, wallet, 

    keys) 

    If I'm 
    goin' 
    out to 
    a 
    weddin' 

    (wedding) 

    If it's winter 
    time and 
    I'm 
    sleddin' 

    If 
    I'm at that 
    daddy 
    daughter 

    dance 

    My phone, wallet, 

    keys 
    are in my 
    pants 

    I'm goin' 
    on vacation 

    to the 
    West 
    In
    dies 

    And I don't 
    got no 
    luggage 

    just got 
    phone, 
    wallet, 
    keys 

    I 
    rode 
    on up to 
    the airport 

    Lady 
    asked for my 
    passport 

    Fuck
    , 
    okay 

    Verse 5
    Guess 
    I need my 
    phone, 

    wallet, 
    passport, 
    keys 

    Phone, 
    wallet, 
    passport, 
    keys 

    Now 
    I need four 
    things, bitch 
    please 

    Phone, 
    wallet, 
    passport, 
    keys 

    I'm finally 
    on the 
    plane, 

    I'm ridin' 
    Delta, 
    Delta 

    The lady 
    farted next 
    to 
    me, I 

    smelt 
    her, I 
    smelt 
    her 

    We 
    went 
    up thirty 
    thousand 
    feet 

    I reclined 
    my 
    fuckin' 
    seat 

    'Bout 
    to watch 
    a movie, 
    stop 

    I forgot 
    my 
    laptop 

    Motherfucker, 
    damnit 

    Verse 6
    Now 
    I need my 
    laptop, 
    phone, wallet, 

    passport, 
    keys 

    Laptop, 
    phone, wallet, 

    passport, 
    keys 

    Too much 
    shit that's 

    five fuckin' 
    things 

    Laptop, 
    phone, wallet, 
    passport, 
    keys 

    I'm 
    swingin' my 
    shit all 
    over 
    the place 

    I'm hurtin' 
    ya, I'm 
    hurtin' 
    ya 

    I'm 
    carryin' 
    so much 
    shit 
    I 
    got 
    a hernia, 

    a hernia 

    No place 
    to 
    put it, 
    what should 
    I do? 

    Probably 
    should take my 
    iPad too 

    What the 
    fuck else 
    did I forget? 


    (Sandman you need 
    tons 
    of shit) 

    Verse 7
    My Tic 
    Tacs, 

    my backpack 

    My Zippo lighter, my 
    charge 
    pack 

    My 
    sunglasses, 
    my 
    hairspray 

    My 
    headphones 
    (Them Beats by 

    Dre) 

    My notebook, 
    my 
    GoPro 

    My 
    vape pen, my 
    crossbow 

    My 
    toothpick, 
    my 
    pocketknife 

    Oh 
    fuck, 
    I forgot 
    my 
    wife 

    Verse 8
    (Phone, wallet, 
    keys) Goddamn 


    (Phone, wallet, 
    keys) 

    It used 
    to be so 
    easy 

    With 
    my phone, my 
    wallet, and 

    my 
    keysy 

    Shit (Phone, wallet, 

    keys) yeah 

    (Phone, wallet, 
    keys) 

    It used 
    to be a 
    breezy 

    With 
    my phone, my 
    wallet, and 

    my 
    keysy 

    Verse 9
    My pockets 
    got so 
    heavy 
    now I'm 

    crampin, I'm 
    crampin' 

    Each time 
    I leave my 
    house 
    it's like 
    I'm campin', 

    I'm 
    campin' 

    I'm 
    miserable 
    just 
    standin' 
    around I'm 

    like a 
    walkin' 
    lost 
    and found 

    You know I'd 
    rather 
    stay 
    at home where 
    all I 

    need's my 
    fuckin' 
    phone 

    (Phone, phone, phone) 
    yeah 


    (Phone, phone, phone) 

    Much 
    happier 
    at 
    home, 

    just 
    playin' 
    with my 
    phone 

    (Phone, phone, phone) 
    yeah 

    (Phone, phone, phone) 

    Yeah, 
    I'll just 
    stay 
    at home 
    and 

    fiddle 
    with my 
    phone 
    on the 
    toilet 


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