Phone Wallet Keys chords by Adam Sandler

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Verse 1

All right, Milwaukee,

let's fucking do this shit

Here we go

Verse 2

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Here we go again

Come on

I'm headin' out

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Verse 3
E 
and all I'm takin' with me is my phone,
C 
wallet, keys
E 
C 
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
E 
Just those three things please,
need my phone, wallet, keys
Got my credit cards in my wallet
F 
Got my phone you can call it
E 
Master lock on my front door
That's what my motherfuckin'
keys are for
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah,
phone, wallet, keys
Good things come in threes,
G 
need my phone, wallet, keys
Em 
If I'm goin'

Verse 4
E 
to the zoo I need my
C 
(Phone, wallet, keys)
G 
D 
If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet,
keys)
E 
Am 
E 
If I'm goin' out to a weddin'
(wedding)
F 
If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
C 
E 
If I'm at that daddy daughter
dance
My phone, wallet,
keys are in my pants
I'm goin' on vacation
D 
E 
to the West Indies
Em 
E 
And I don't got no luggage
just got phone, wallet, keys
I rode on up to the airport
Lady asked for my passport
G 
E 
C 
Fuck, okay

Verse 5
E 
Guess I need my phone,
wallet, passport, keys
G 
E 
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
Am 
E 
Now I need four things, bitch please
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm finally on the plane,
I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
Em 
E 
The lady farted next to me, I
smelt her, I smelt her
We went up thirty thousand feet
I reclined my fuckin' seat
'Bout to watch a movie, stop
I forgot my laptop
Motherfucker, damnit

Verse 6
E 
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet,
passport, keys
Laptop, phone, wallet,
passport, keys
Too much shit that's
five fuckin' things
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm swingin' my shit all over the place
I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
G 
E 
I'm carryin' so much shit I got a hernia,
G 
a hernia
Am 
E 
No place to put it, what should I do?
Probably should take my iPad too
G 
E 
What the fuck else did I forget?
(Sandman you need tons of shit)

Verse 7
E 
My Tic Tacs,
my backpack
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
My sunglasses, my hairspray
My headphones (Them Beats by
Dre)
My notebook, my GoPro
My vape pen, my crossbow
My toothpick, my pocketknife
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife

Verse 8
(Phone, wallet, keys) Goddamn
E 
(Phone, wallet, keys)
It used to be so easy
With my phone, my wallet, and
my keysy
Shit (Phone, wallet,
D 
keys) yeah
E 
(Phone, wallet, keys)
It used to be a breezy
With my phone, my wallet, and
my keysy

Verse 9
E 
My pockets got so heavy now I'm
crampin, I'm crampin'
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin',
I'm campin'
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm
like a walkin' lost and found
Em 
E 
You know I'd rather stay at home where all I
need's my fuckin' phone
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
(Phone, phone, phone)
E 
Much happier at home,
D 
G 
E 
just playin' with my phone
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
D 
(Phone, phone, phone)
E 
Yeah, I'll just stay at home and
E 
E 
fiddle with my phone on the toilet