never trust a puppet chords by Heywood Banks
Verse 1
B
G#m
I want to play kind of an odd song for you.
B
I like to mix it up a little bit.
F#
When I was a young boy
G#m
E
I'd climb into my bed
B
My mother would turn off the light
and pat my little head
F#
G#m
She'd speak of lessons
D#m
she had learned
E
Important wisdom passed along.
B
G#m
Then she'd stand in my shadow room
F#
E
F#
B
an d sing this little song.
F#
Never trust a puppet.
G#m
E
Puppets are untrue.
B
G#m
E
No matter what the puppet says,
F#
he don't care about you.
B
F#
Never trust a puppet.
G#m
E
Puppets are insincere.
B
F#
G#m
Somehow everyone finds out
E
F#
B
what you whisper in a puppet's ear.
D#m
G#m
D#m
When I was a young girl,
E
B
I got a puppet for my birthday.
F#
G#m
D#m
We went everywhere together.
E
and played and laughed and sang
B
G#m
but the puppet started lying
D#m
E
B
and taking things that didn't belong to it
F#
G#m
and saying inappropriate things
D#m
at my par ents parties.
E
And one night when I was asleep,
F#
G#m
F#
D#m
F#
B
the puppet ran away.
F#
Never trust a puppet
G#m
E
or the feelings that they share.
B
F#
G#m
There is something not quite right
E
in a puppet's stare.
F#
B
F#
Never give your heart to a puppet,
G#m
E
B
always stay on your guard.
G#m
Puppets will betray you,
E
F#
B
puppets are really weird.
D#m
G#m
D#m
When I was a tiny girl,
E
B
D#m
my aunt had a little lamb puppet.
G#m
D#m
She would use it as an oven mitt,
E
and take a hot casserole
B
F#
out of the oven.
G#m
Then she'd chase me
D#m
around the house,
E
B
with the puppet on her head, screaming,
D#m
F#
I BURNED MY TONGUE! I
BURNED MY TONGUE!
B
F#
F#
Never trust a puppy
G#m
D#m
G#m
E
Puppets are un true
B
F#
G#m
No matter what the puppet says,
E
F#
B
we don't care about you.
Outro 1
B
never trust a puppet
Heywood Banks
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