Napkins in Asia - Asian American chords by Jim Gaffigan
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Verse 1
Still getting used (F major) to the Asi (E major) an (A minor) concept
of (G major) space.
It's a little different.
You know, like if I'm standing here in Asia,
everyone's standing like, hey,
how you doing?
(F sharp minor) Did we (G major) date before or?
Can you put on a condom?
I don't even let my wife stand
this close.
(F sharp major) There's (F major) an apparent shortage
(F sharp minor) of napkins
(E minor) in all of Asia. (E flat major) (G major)
It's just a cultural difference.
You ask for napkins in Asi (F major) a
and they're (B flat major) like so suspicious.
(G major) It's like you ask
for their pin code
to their credit card or something.
(F major) What do you (G major) need them for?
I don't know, wipe my mouth?
But that's just, the Asians are better
at eating.
know, Westerners were just like,
aw, shoot, missed my mouth again.
Whereas Asians are like,
I can do it with two sticks,
bet (C major) ter than you.
(G major) You guys have a fork
and you miss still.
Still some debate
whether a napkin is a tissue
in Asia too, right?
Have you noticed that?
You're like, sit down at a restaurant,
they give (G major) you a box of (F sharp minor) tissues,
I'm like, (G major) I don't know, I don't have a cold.
I was in (D major) Beijing,
(G major) sat down in a restaurant
and looked to the right,
there was a roll of toilet paper.
How bad is the food here?
You know what, you're gonna need
this. (F major) (G major)
(F sharp major) You're gonna need it right
(G major) here at the table.
Ironically, when in the bathroom,
no toilet paper.
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Napkins in Asia - Asian American
Jim Gaffigan
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