Lisa's Life Story chords by Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
(C major) (E major) (F sharp minor) (E major) Hello (E sharp major)
(E major) my name
is Lisa (F sharp minor) Popeil ha ha ever
Seen one of (E major) these? My (F sharp minor) father who's (F sharp major) filthy
Rich (F sharp minor) made this (E major) (F sharp minor) it’s a Pocket (E major) Fisherman,
ha
Ha and (F sharp minor) he also made the Veg-
O- (E major) Matic
Which works about as well and
Then there's (F sharp major) always my (C major) brother Ron (G major) nie
Of (E major) Ronco i'm sure you’ve heard
of him he
Has all those commercials
That go on and (F sharp minor) on and (E major) on and (F sharp minor) on
AND ON AND ON and on and on, i
(G flat major) know (D flat major) (A flat major) (G flat major)
Verse 2
Now (E flat major) I'm here (A flat major) (D flat major) (E flat major) to tell you my life story (F major)
(E major) When I was young (E flat major) (E flatdim) (A flat major)
(C major) I was a (D flat major) skinny neurotic
(G flat minor) bitch (D flat major) (C major) (F major)
(C major) (Doo doo da dee (D flat major) (G major) (F major) ha) but
it didn't mat (G major) ter
(E eh- e (B flat major) (D major) (C major) (D major) eh- e (A flat major) eh- e (C sharp major) eh eh)
(G major) Because (D major) the (B minor) ego (C major) was (B minor) so large (C sharp major)
(F major) It (E major) (A flat major) (D major) (B flat major) (A flat major) (G major)
didn't
(B major) matter (C major) that I hadn't done nothing
(F sharp minor) Or seen nothing in my life,
(B flat minor) (F sharp major) (B major) ow! (C major)
(A flat major) Trapped (G flat major) (F major) in a (B flat major) sexless (A flat major) body
(D flat major) (A flat major) (E flat major) I always (F major) knew (F minor)
(F major) (Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
(B minor) That I (A minor) was an (B flat major) over (D flat major) sexed hussy (F major)
(A minor) (B minor) (A minor) (G major) (E minor) (E major) (D major) (D flat major) (A flat major)
(B flat major) So my next task (G major) (F major) was to find
someone (E major) who could (B flat major) (B minor)
(C major) Sat (C sharp major) isfy my (Fdim) every desire (A flat major) (A minor) (A flat major)
(D major) (C major)
(B minor) (Da da doo dood da ba
(A minor) dad dood
(B minor) Da dood dad (C sharp major) dood da dood da da) (D major)
(C major) (E sharp major) (B minor) (F sharp minor)
(D major) Unfortunately (B minor) I lacked (A minor)
(G major) the ba (F sharp minor) sic (B minor) essentials (C sharp major) (F major) (G major)
(D flat major) So (F major) I went (G major) out (A minor) to (B minor) get me some
(F sharp minor) Of (B minor) what I needed (G major) all (G sharp major) along
(A minor) A (G major) pair (F major) of titties (F sharp minor) just (G major) like mo (B minor) m (E major)
(F major) (D sharp major)
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah) i went (B flat major) to
a Cath (D flat major) olic school (B flat major) (D flat major) (E major) (F major)
(D flat major) With all those (B flat major) nerds
I swear (E flatdim) a good (A minor) Catholic
girl
Can't go anywhere
these days (E flat major) (B flat major) (E flat major)
(E major) Well, then there (B flat major) (B flat major) was a quest
For the (E flat major) perfect hunk
I spell that h- u- n- k, hunk
You (E flat major) know, (E major) I (F major) like them tall (A flat major) (D flat major) and blonde
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