Lisa's Life Story

Lisa's Life Story easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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  • Verse 1
    Hello 

    my name 

    is Lisa 
    Popeil ha ha 
    ever 

    Seen one of 
    these? 
    My 
    father who's 
    filthy 

    Rich 
    made this 
    it’s a Pocket 
    Fish
    erman, 

    ha 

    Ha and 
    he also 
    made the Veg- 

    O- 
    Matic 

    Which works about 
    as well 
    and 

    Then there's 
    always my 
    brother Ron
    nie 

    Of 
    Ronco i'm 
    sure you’ve heard 

    of him 
    he 

    Has all 
    those commercials 

    That go on 
    and 
    on and 
    on and 
    on 

    AND ON 
    AND 
    ON and 
    on and on, i 

    know 

    Verse 2
    Now 
    I'm 
    here 
    to tell 
    you my 
    life 
    story 

    When 
    I was 
    young

    I was 
    skinny 
    neurotic 

    bitch 

    (Doo doo 
    da dee 
    ha) but 

    it didn't 
    mat
    ter 

    (E eh- e 
    eh- e 
    eh- 
    eh eh) 


    Because 
    the 
    ego 
    was 
    so 
    large 

    It 

    didn't 

    matter 
    that 
    I hadn't 
    done nothing 

    Or seen 
    nothing 
    in my life, 

    ow! 

    Trapped 
    in a 
    sexless 
    body 

    I always 
    knew 

    (Ha 
    ha ha ha ha ha) 

    That I 
    was 
    an 
    over
    sexed 
    hussy 


    So my 
    next task 
    was to find 

    someone 
    who could 

    Sat
    isfy 
    my 
    every 
    desire 


    (Da da doo 
    dood da 
    ba 

    dad dood 

    Da dood dad 
    dood da 
    dood da da) 


    Unfortunately 
    I lacked 

    the ba
    sic 
    essen
    tials 

    So 
    I went 
    out 
    to 
    get 
    me some 

    Of 
    what 
    I needed 
    all 
    along 

    pair 
    of titties 
    just 
    like mo


    (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah) i went 
    to 

    a Cath
    olic 
    school 

    With all 
    those 
    nerds 

    I swear 
    a good 
    Catholic 

    girl 

    Can't go anywhere 

    these 
    days 

    Well, 
    then there 
    was a 
    quest 

    For 
    the 
    perfect 
    hunk 

    I spell 
    that h- 
    u- 
    n- k, 
    hunk 

    You 
    know, 
    like 
    them 
    tall 
    and 
    blonde 

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