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Lisa's Life Story chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
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E
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E
E#
Hello
E
my name
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is Lisa Popeil ha ha ever
E
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F#
Seen one of these? My father who's filthy
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E
F#m
E
Rich made this it’s a Pocket Fisherman,
ha
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Ha and he also made the Veg-
E
O- Matic
Which works about as well and
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C
G
Then there's always my brother Ronnie
E
Of Ronco i'm sure you’ve heard
of him he
Has all those commercials
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E
F#m
That go on and on and on and on
AND ON AND ON and on and on, i
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Db
Ab
Gb
know
Verse 2
Eb
Ab
Db
Eb
F
Now I'm here to tell you my life story
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Eb
Ebdim
Ab
When I was young
C
Db
I was a skinny neurotic
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Db
C
F
bitch
C
Db
G
F
(Doo doo da dee ha) but
G
it didn't matter
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D
C
D
Ab
C#
(E eh- e eh- e eh- e eh eh)
G
D
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C
Bm
C#
Because the ego was so large
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E
Ab
D
Bb
Ab
G
It
didn't
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C
matter that I hadn't done nothing
F#m
Or seen nothing in my life,
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F#
Cb
C
ow!
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Gb
F
Bb
Ab
Trapped in a sexless body
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Eb
F
Fm
I always knew
F
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
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Am
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Db
F
That I was an oversexed hussy
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Bm
Am
G
Em
E
D
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G
F
So my next task was to find
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someone who could
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Fdim
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Am
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Satisfy my every desire
D
C
Bm
(Da da doo dood da ba
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dad dood
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C#
D
Da dood dad dood da dood da da)
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E#
Bm
F#m
D
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Am
Unfortunately I lacked
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F#m
Bm
C#
F
G
the basic essentials
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G
Am
Bm
So I went out to get me some
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Bm
G
G#
Of what I needed all along
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G
F
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G
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E
A pair of titties just like mom
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D#
Bb
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah) i went to
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E
F
a Catholic school
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Bb
With all those nerds
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Am
I swear a good Catholic
girl
Can't go anywhere
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Bb
Eb
these days
E
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Bb
Well, then there was a quest
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For the perfect hunk
I spell that h- u- n- k, hunk
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E
F
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Db
You know, I like them tall and blonde
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