Jizz In My Pants
Jizz In My Pants

Jizz In My Pants easy guitar chords by The Lonely Island

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    • Verse 1
    Lock 
    eyes 
    from 
    across 
    the room 

    Down 
    my 
    drink 
    while 
    the rhythms 
    boom 

    Take 
    your 
    hand 
    and skip 
    the names 

    No 
    need 
    here 
    for the 
    silly 
    games 

    Make 
    our way 
    through 
    the 

    smoke 
    and 
    crowd 

    The club 
    is the 
    sky 
    and 

    I'm on 
    your cloud 

    Move 
    in 
    close 
    as the 
    lasers 
    fly 

    Our 
    bodies 
    touch 
    and the 
    angels 
    cry 

    Leave 
    this place 
    go 
    back 
    to yours 

    Our 
    lips 
    first 
    touch 
    outside 

    your 
    doors 

    The whole 
    night 
    what 

    we've 
    got 
    in store 

    Whisper 
    in my 
    ear 
    that you 

    want 
    some 
    more 

    And I 

    Jizz in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 2
    This 
    really 
    never 
    happens 

    you can 
    take 
    my word 

    I 
    wont 
    apologize, 
    that's 
    just 
    absurd 

    Mainly 
    your 
    fault 
    from the 

    way that 
    you dance 

    And now 
    I 

    Jizz in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 3
    Don't 
    tell your 
    friends 

    or I'll 
    say 
    your a slut 

    Plus 
    its your 
    fault, 

    you were 
    rubbing 
    my butt 

    I'm 
    very 
    sensitive, 

    some would 
    say that's 
    a plus 

    Verse 4
    Now 
    I'll 
    go 
    home 
    and change 

    Verse 5
    I need 
    a few 
    things 
    from 
    the grocery 

    Do 
    things 
    alone 
    now 
    mostly 

    Left me 
    heart 
    broken 
    not 

    lookin' 
    for love 

    Surprised 
    in my 
    eyes 
    when I 

    looked 
    above 

    The check 
    out counter 
    and I 
    saw 
    a face 

    My 
    heart 
    stood 
    still 
    so did 

    time 
    and space 

    Never 
    felt 
    that I could 
    feel 
    real 
    again 

    But the 
    look 
    in her 
    eyes 

    said I 
    need 
    a friend 

    She 
    turned 
    to me 
    that's 

    when 
    she said 
    it 

    Looked me 
    dead 
    in the 
    face, 

    asked 
    Cash 
    or Credit? 

    And I 

    Jizzed in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 6
    Its perfectly 
    normal, 

    nothing 
    wrong 
    with 
    me 

    But were 
    going 
    to need 

    a clean 
    up 
    on 
    aisle 
    3 

    And now 
    I'm posed 
    in 
    an awkward 

    stance 
    because 
    I 

    Jizzed in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 7
    To be 
    fair 
    you were 
    flirting 
    a lot 

    Plus 
    the way you 
    bag 
    cans 
    got 

    me bothered 
    and hot 

    Please 
    stop 
    acting 
    like 

    you're not 
    impressed 

    One 
    more 
    thing, 
    I'm gonna 
    pay by 
    check 

    Verse 8
    Last 
    week 
    - I saw 
    a film 

    As I 
    recall 
    it 
    was 
    a horror 
    film 

    Walked 
    outside 
    into 
    the rain 

    Checked 
    my 
    phone 
    and 
    saw 

    you 
    rang 
    and I 

    Jizzed in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 9
    Speeding 
    down the 
    street 

    when the 
    red lights 
    flash 

    Need 
    to get away 
    need to 
    make 
    a dash 

    A 
    song 
    comes 
    on 
    that re

    minds 
    me of 
    you 
    and I 

    Jizz in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 10
    The next 
    day 
    my 
    alarm 
    goes 
    off 
    and 
    I 

    Jizz in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 11
    Open 
    my window 
    and 

    a breeze 
    rolls 
    in 
    and 
    I 

    Jizz in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 12
    When Bruce 
    Willis 
    was dead 
    at the 

    end of 
    sixth 
    sense 
    I 

    Jizzed in 
    my 
    pants 

    Verse 13
    I 
    just 
    ate 
    a grape 
    and I 

    Jizzed in 
    my 
    pants 

    I 
    went 

    Jizzed in 
    my pants 

    Verse 14
    OK 
    seriously 
    you 
    guys 
    can 
    we, 
    OK? 

    Verse 15
    I 
    jizz right 
    in 
    my 
    pants 
    every 

    time 
    you're 
    next 
    to 
    me 

    And 
    when 
    we're 
    holding 
    hands 

    it's 
    like 
    having 
    sex 
    with 
    me 

    You 
    say 
    I'm 
    premature 
    I 
    just 
    call 
    it 
    Ecstasy 

    I 
    wear 
    a 
    rubber 
    at 
    all 
    times 

    it's 
    a 
    necessity 

    Verse 16
    'Cause I 

    Jizz in my pants 

    (I jizz in 
    my 
    pants, 
    I 
    jizz in my pants, 

    yes I 
    jizz in my pants, 
    yes 
    I 
    jizz in 
    my pants) 

    yes 
    I 
    Jizz in 
    my 
    pants 

    (I jizz in 
    my pants, 
    I jizz in my pants) 

    Ah 


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