After Party chords by The Lonely Island

SimplifiedD · Em · C · Bm · C#

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Verse 1

After the club is the after party.

After the party is the hotel lobby.

Verse 2
Em 
D 
 (E minor) And after that  (D major) you know
it's diamond crisp.
And after that I say excuse me miss.
Em 
And  (E minor) after that,
D 
we go  (D major) back to the room.
And after that she's gonna
Em 
leave real  (E minor) soon.
D 
And after that I crack one more  (D major) beer.
And after that I just stare in the mirror.
Em 
D 
And  (E minor) after that I start freakin'  (D major) out.

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Verse 3

What the hell am I do ing with my life?

Call up my mom and get my cry on.

I order room service, get my apple pie on.

And after that I just walk

the streets.

A homeless dude throws

up on my feet.

And I see just how pointless life is.

Verse 4

Full on existential crisis.

Tear off my clothes and scream to the sky.

Fall to my knees and I ask out why.

Verse 5
D 
This night life  (D major) is killin' me.
Em 
Bm 
I  (E minor) think I'm losin' my mind.  (B minor) 
C 
D 
Em 
 (C major) I  yearn to  (D major) fly yet I see  (E minor) crystalline
Bm 
Em 
tears  (B minor) in my  (E minor) dreams.
D 
After that I drive into the  (D major) hills

Verse 6
and trade
my car for a bottle of pills.
Em 
D 
An (E minor) d after that I'm on a  (D major) fishin' quest.
Put my mind body and soul
to the test.
Em 
D 
 (E minor) And after that, I meet my  (D major) totem spirit.
It's a rattle snake so I have to kill it.
And I drink all it's blood
and steal it's powers,
And I slither around in the

Verse 7
dirt for hours.
D 
 (D major) And after that I start jerkin' off.
Up on a mountain jerkin' off.
Em 
D 
 (E minor) Down by the river  (D major) jerkin' off.
And that's when I had my epiphany.
Em 
You  (E minor) can't spend your whole
D 
life  (D major) jerkin' off.
And after that,

Verse 8
I'm goin' back to the city.
C 
D 
Em 
 (C major) This night life  (D major) is killin'  (E minor) me.
Bm 
No more jerkin off.  (B minor) 
C 
D 
 (C major) He only knows  (D major) what's in store,
Em 
Bm 
C 
 (E minor) crystalline tears  (B minor) for me  (C major) no more.

Verse 9
Em 
D 
An (E minor) d after that, I clean  (D major) up my life,
join AA to make it right.
Em 
 (E minor) An   d after that,
D 
I get my  (D major) thirty day chip.
C 
And after that, I go sell a  (C major) bit.

Verse 10
And after that, I'm a whole new man.
D 
 (D major) Brew kombucha in my hybrid van.
I give my life to meditation.
C 
Then  (C major) sleep with a whore at
D 
a Greyhound  (D major) station.

Verse 11
Em 
D 
 (E minor) Then after that, I have a full re (D major) lapse.
Lose my hand in a game of craps.
Em 
D 
And  (E minor) after that everyone  (D major) calls me claw.
And after that I work for Tim McGraw.
Em 
D 
And  (E minor) after that I pass out in the sew (D major) er.
Meet a giant fish,
C 
fuck it's brain (C major) s out.
And after that, I feel this change.
D 
 (D major) No one but myself to blame,
nothing in my heart but pain.
C 
Next week we're gonna do it again.  (C major) 

Verse 12

This night life's caused most in me.

I'm back to jerkin' off.

I tried but could not break free,

crystalline tears return to me.

Verse 13
C 
 (C major) Better in the club then he
moved to the hills.
D 
 (D major) Then he freaked out and
drank snake blood.
Em 
 (E minor) Got  himself clean, now back in the club,
Bm 
An (B minor) d that's why I've been
C 
in this  (C major) song.

Verse 14
(After the club is after party.
D 
After the party is the  (D major) hotel lobby.
Stuck in a cycle, I just can't win. And
after that it all happens again.)
Em 
Crystalline  (E minor) tears. This playboy life's