I've parted (misprint)

I've parted (misprint) easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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  • C

  • Ab

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    • Verse 1
    My 
    mother 
    had 
    the 
    vicar 
    and 

    the 
    vicar's 
    wife 
    to 
    tea 

    They 
    cleared 
    the room, 

    they 
    blamed 
    it 
    on the 
    dog 

    But 
    it 
    was 
    me... 

    I've 
    Verse 2
    farted, 
    I've farted 

    I've 
    made 
    a trouser 
    cough 

    I've 
    whistled 
    in 
    me 
    Y- 
    fronts 

    I've 
    just 
    peeled 
    one 
    off 

    I've 
    blown 
    my 
    bowel 
    bugle 

    I've 
    been 
    eating 
    peas 

    I've 
    broken 
    wind 

    I've 
    dropped 
    my 
    guts 

    Open 
    the 
    window 
    please 

    Verse 3
    I've 
    been 
    eating 
    cabbages, 

    prunes 
    and 
    pears 
    and 
    beans 

    Drinking 
    Dandeli
    on & Burdock 
    and 

    you 
    know 
    what 
    that 
    means 

    Polluting 
    the 
    en
    vironment, 

    my 
    friends 
    leave 
    me 
    alone 

    The front 
    of 
    me 
    sings 
    tenor 

    and 
    the 
    rest 
    sings 
    baritone 

    I've 
    Verse 4
    farted, 
    I've farted 

    I've 
    made 
    a trouser 
    cough 

    I've 
    whistled 
    in 
    me 
    Y- 
    fronts 

    I've 
    just 
    peeled 
    one 
    off 

    I've 
    blown 
    my 
    bowel 
    bugle 

    I've 
    been 
    eating 
    peas 

    I've 
    broken 
    wind 

    I've 
    dropped 
    my 
    guts 

    Open 
    the 
    window 
    please 

    Verse 5
    Bubbles 
    in the 
    bath! 

    Real 
    rip 
    snorters! 

    Up on 
    one 
    cheek 
    and 
    hope 
    it 

    don't 
    make 
    a 
    noise 

    Window 
    rattlers! 

    Cushion 
    creepers! 

    Don't 
    shake 
    your 
    leg 
    and 

    keep 
    it 
    in 
    your 
    corduroys 

    Verse 6
    A 
    gentleman 
    tells 
    be
    fore 
    it 
    smells, 

    he 
    waves 
    his 
    jacket 
    'til 
    it's 
    gone 

    But 
    I'm 
    the kind 
    of 
    sneaky 
    bugger 

    who 
    lets 
    off 
    and 
    doesn't 
    let 
    on 

    I 
    let 
    them 
    go 
    in 
    lifts, 
    in 
    queues, 

    in 
    phone- 
    boxes 
    and 
    trains 

    And 
    when 
    they stink 
    the 
    people 
    blink 

    and 
    blame 
    it 
    on 
    the drains 

    I've 
    Verse 7
    farted, 
    I've farted 

    I've 
    made 
    a trouser 
    cough 

    I've 
    whistled 
    in 
    me 
    Y- 
    fronts 

    I've 
    just 
    peeled 
    one off 

    I've 
    blown 
    my 
    bowel 
    bugle 

    I've 
    been 
    eating 
    peas 

    I've 
    broken 
    wind 

    I've 
    dropped 
    my 
    guts 

    Open 
    the window 
    please 

    Verse 8
    "I 

    say, 
    have 
    you 
    farted?" 

    "Of 
    course 
    I 
    have 
    - d'you 

    think 
    I always 
    smell 
    like 
    this?" 

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