How We Treat Animals - Spanish American chords by Jim Gaffigan
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Verse 1
It is (D minor) strange how humans
treat animals.
(D major) Like sheep, (E minor) we just (D major) take their coats,
we shave off their coats,
and we (D major) dump the sheep
back in the field.
And the sheep are like,
What the hell? I'm freezing!
We gather up all the wool and (F sharp minor) we leave.
(F sharp major) When we return,
we're just wearing sweaters. (D major)
We don't even acknowledge
it.
Hey, what's up, dumb (D major) sheep?
Cows, thankfully cows have no idea
what's going on.
(D major) They just stand (C major) there eating grass.
Oh, (D major) look at that.
Farmer's got a new leather jacket.
Oh, that's a beautiful leather
jack (D major) et.
You know who'd love that jacket?
It's Bessie.
Hey, where is (D major) Bessie?
Chickens,
we just take their eggs.
We don't even (C sharp major) tell them.
We just take them and leave. (C sharp minor)
(D major) That's got to be a big deal
for a (C major) hen to lay an (B major) egg, right?
(D major) They probably (C major) want to tell
their friends.
They're like,
(G major) I have an an (C major) nouncement. (D major)
Well, you know the (A major) rooster?
The guy was really loud in the morning.
(D major) Well, we've been getting
to know each other.
And I guess I'll show you.
Where are my eggs?
Who took them?
I know it was one of you.
wasn't a farmer he went in for breakfast.
I love when people get upset at that Joe.
That is not funny.
How dare you bring up a (D major) fictitious chicken
that never existed losing imaginary eggs.
This reminds me
I want to have a tortilla española.
(D major) All right, that (C sharp major) is all from me.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it. (D major)
How We Treat Animals - Spanish American
Jim Gaffigan
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