How Dare You Go To Bed chords by Chad Morgan

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Verse 1
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If ever
a man
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has led a miserable life
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It's me I wish that I was in my grave
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I am married to a woman
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who is hotter than cayenne
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She treats me absolutely like a slave
For instance, only yesterday
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I rose at four o 'clock
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And like a nigger worked till ten at night
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Then I toddled off to shut -eye
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and had just got into bed
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When in she came and yelled
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with all her might
How dare you go to bed
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without my sanction?
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We've lost the dog and
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burglar's eye dread
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When your place is in the kennel
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for protection of the house,
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how dare you have
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the nerve to go to bed
Then she said I must go now
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and visit mother,
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and take a trip out to the cemetery
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It's just twelve months now
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since father got run over,
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when he sat down in the street
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to scratch a flea
But don't think I'm not the boss
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of my own household
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Go bag your ugly -looking dial, I said
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And she didn't lay a
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single hand upon me
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Cos she couldn't get me out
from neat the bed
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