Hollywood Perverts chords by Frank Zappa, The Mothers

SimplifiedAm · Em · E · B · D

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Verse 1
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 (A minor) Okay, now  (E minor) as  (E major) some of you may know,
Am 
 (A minor) Hollywood is the best
of all possible worlds.
Em 
Am 
 (E minor) mean, this  (A minor) is where it's all happening,
Em 
you understand?  (E minor) 
Am 
 (A minor) It's really great here,
Em 
and it's so  (E minor) wonderful to be in Hollywood,
B 
 (B major) to live here,
Em 
and to be a  (E minor) part of this community
and everything.
Because there's so many perverts in it,
you know?
And perverts help
D 
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 (D major) to  (E minor) make normal  (E major) people look good.
Am 
Em 
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 (A minor) and so  (E minor) just remember  (E major) that whenever
you see somebody who's perverted
but for our friends in the
Em 
pervert  (E minor) world
we have this song
E 
which is called penguin in bond (E major) age
Em 
B 
and  (E minor) you  know  (B major) what I mean don't
Em 
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you  (E minor)  (A minor)  (E minor) 
E 
Em 
 (E major)  (E minor) 
This is really a funky one,
you know what I mean?