Key: F major•
Verse 1
number of requests,
we'd now like to perform for you a
charming Edwardian ballad
which describes the curious properties
of a nauseatingly sweet wine
entitled
Scholl's foot pad.
la -ga -da -yum,
la -ga -da -yum, la -ga -da -yum
Gm
C
Shoo -bee -doo -bee, ooh -blah -doo -bee,
Bb
F
She was young, she was pure,
F
C
She was fair, she was sweet seventeen
F
C
He was old, he was vile,
no stranger to vice
Bb
Eb
He had slyly inveigled her up to his flat
C
F
to view his collection of stamps,
all unperforated.
Bb
F
And he said as he hastened
Bb
G
C
to put out the cat, the wine,
F
Bb
Have some Madeira, my dear.
F
C
I'm not trying to tempt you,
that wouldn't be right.
One should not take spirits
F
Bb
Now I don't care for sherry,
C
F
And port is a wine I could well do without.
Bb
F
Bb
It's really a case of Shakas on gout.
C
F
Have some Madeira, Madeira.
la -ga -dee -yum, la
-ga -dee -yum.
Gm
C
Shoo -bee -doo -bee, oo -bla -doo -bee,
-ha -ha -ha -ha.
of the snake in the grass
Eb
Cm
and the fate of a maiden who topes,
F
Cm
She lowered her standards
C
F
Bb
F
he quietly refilled it again. And he said as he secretly carved
Bb
G
C
F
one more notch on the butt of his gold -handled cane,
F
C
I have a small cask of it here
F
Cm
And once it's been opened,
you know it won't keep
C
F
Do finish it up, it will help you to sleep
F
Bb
Now if it were gin,
And besides,
Bb
F
Bb
it's inclined to affect me prowess.
G
C
F
Have some Madeira, my dear.
lockity -yum,
Gm
C
lockity -yum, shooby -dooby, oobla -dooby,
mind
what her mother had said,
C
Cm
with her anti -penultimate breath.
F
C
Cm
Oh, my child, should you gaze on the wine when it is red,
C
F
be prepared for a faint voice then, then.
Bb
Eb
Bb
F
C
She let go her glass with a shy little cry. Ah! Crash tinkle,
Bb
F
When he said, what in heaven,
Gm
C
F
up her mind and a dash to the door.
F
C
rang out down the hall loud an d clear
as she fought to take breath
F
Bb
Until the next morning
Bb
C
With a smile on her lips
Bb
F
And a beard in her ear hole
Gm
G
C
F
Have some Madeira,
Bb
F
Bb
Bb
Madeira!
F
Bb
So now we're going to do
a song
about comparative religion.
Indeed. Yeah. Indeed.
Do we have anything further
to add to that?
Probably not. Well, I think we know the...
Okay. Shut up.
Let's do some gospel singing,
I think. Oh, good idea. Yeah. we go.
Mm, yum, yum, yum.
One.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsF Bb Gm C Eb...
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