Half a Man chords by Stephen Lynch
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Intro 1
(G major) (B flat major) (G major) (B flat major)
(G major) (B flat major) (F major) (E flat major)
Verse 1
All my days (G major)
I (B flat major) live with my disgrace (G major)
I'm afraid (B flat major) to show my face (G major)
Or at least (B flat major) take off my (F major) underwear (E flat major)
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Verse 2
See I was born (G major)
Like a half (B flat major) way neutered (G major) pet
I don't have (B flat major) a matching set (G major)
It's a part (B flat major) of me
That just (F major) ain't there
Please, (E flat major) don't stare
Verse 3
Well I'm a (G major) gambling man
with out (B flat major) two dice (F major)
I'm like (G major) Uncle Ben with
only one grain (B flat major) of rice (F major)
Oh to (G major) have two testis would be (B flat major) so nice
But I'm (F major) half (E flat major) a man (G major)
Yeah, I'm (F major) half (E flat major) a man (G major)
Verse 4
Wanna die (G major)
End it all, (B flat major) just call it quit (G major) s
I can't find (B flat major) a cup that fit (G major) s
And at base (B flat major) ball games I feel (F major) so dumb
When I hear (E flat major) â??ball oneâ??
Verse 5
Oh, my God (G major)
How could you (B flat major) have been so cruel (G major)
To give me (B flat major) one family (G major) jewel
And the one (B flat major) that's there
must feel (F major) so sad
He's a lonely (E flat major) nad
Verse 6
Well I'm a marathon (G major)
runner with just (B flat major) one leg
(F major) I'm a fal (G major) lopian tube with just (B flat major) one egg (F major)
Oh, I (G major) want another testi
Do I (B flat major) have to beg?
I'm (F major) half (E flat major) a man
Interlude 1
(G major) (F major) (E flat major)
(G major) (B flat major) (G major)
(B flat major) (G major) (B flat major) (F major)
(E flat major)
Verse 7
Well I'm a (G major) tweedle dee
with no tweedle (B flat major) dumb
(F major) And I'm a (G major) Siskel and an
Ebert with just (B flat major) one thum (F major) b
And I'm a Yo (G major) Ho Ho with no (B flat major) bottle of rum
I'm just (F major) half (E flat major) a man (G major)
Yeah, I'm (F major) half (E flat major) a man
(G major)
Half a Man
Stephen Lynch
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