Half a Man

Half a Man easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    All 
    my 
    days 

    live 
    with 
    my 
    disgrace 

    I'm 
    afraid 
    to show 
    my 
    face 

    Or 
    at 
    least 
    take 
    off 
    my 
    underwear 

    Verse 2
    See 
    was 
    born 

    Like 
    half 
    way 
    neutered
    pet 

    don't 
    have 
    a matching 
    set 

    It's 
    a part 
    of 
    me 

    That 
    just 
    ain't 
    there 

    Please, 
    don't 
    stare 

    Verse 3
    Well 
    I'm 
    gambling 
    man 

    with 
    out 
    two 
    dice 

    I'm 
    like 
    Uncle 
    Ben 
    with 

    only 
    one 
    grain 
    of 
    rice 

    Oh 
    to 
    have 
    two 
    testis 
    would 
    be 
    so 
    nice 

    But 
    I'm 
    half 
    man 

    Yeah, 
    I'm 
    half 
    man 

    Verse 4
    Wanna die 

    End 
    it 
    all, 
    just 
    call 
    it 
    quit

    I can't 
    find 
    a cup 
    that 
    fit

    And 
    at 
    base
    ball 
    games 
    feel 
    so 
    dumb 

    When 
    hear 
    â??ball oneâ?? 

    Verse 5
    Oh, my 
    God 

    How 
    could 
    you 
    have 
    been 
    so 
    cruel 

    To give 
    me 
    one 
    family 
    jewel 

    And 
    the one 
    that's 
    there 

    must 
    feel 
    so 
    sad 

    He's 
    lonely 
    nad 

    Verse 6
    Well 
    I'm 
    a marathon 

    runner 
    with 
    just 
    one 
    leg 

    I'm 
    fal
    lopian 
    tube 
    with 
    just 
    one 
    egg 

    Oh, 
    want 
    another 
    testi 

    Do I 
    have 
    to 
    beg? 

    I'm 
    half 
    man 

    Interlude 1




    Verse 7
    Well 
    I'm 
    tweedle 
    dee 

    with no 
    tweedle 
    dumb 

    And 
    I'm 
    Siskel and 
    an 

    Ebert 
    with 
    just 
    one 
    thum

    And 
    I'm 
    a Yo 
    Ho 
    Ho 
    with 
    no 
    bottle 
    of rum 

    I'm 
    just 
    half 
    man 

    Yeah, 
    I'm 
    half 
    man 


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