Key: G major
Intro 1
G
Bb
G
Bb
G
Bb
F
Eb
Verse 1
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G
I live with my disgrace
Bb
G
I'm afraid to show my face
Bb
F
Eb
Or at least take off my underwear
Verse 2
Bb
G
Like a half way neuteredpet
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G
I don't have a matching set
Verse 3
Bb
F
with out two dice
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F
only one grain of rice
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Bb
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
F
Eb
G
But I'm half a man
F
Eb
G
Yeah, I'm half a man
Verse 4
G
Wanna die
Bb
G
End it all, just call it quits
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I can't find a cup that fits
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F
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
Verse 5
Bb
G
How could you have been so cruel
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To give me one family jewel
Verse 6
F
G
Bb
F
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
F
Eb
I'm half a man
Interlude 1
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F
Eb
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Eb
Verse 7
F
G
And I'm a Siskel and an
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F
Ebert with just one thumb
G
Bb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
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Eb
G
I'm just half a man
F
Eb
Yeah, I'm half a man
G
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG Bb F Eb
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