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Half A Dozen Provocative Squats chords by
Frank Zappa
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Key: C major•
Verse 1
Bm
Bm
2

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E
E

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D
D

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The clock upon the wall
E
E

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Has struck the midnight hour!
Bm
Bm
2

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E
E

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A
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E
E

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D
D

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She finishes her call;

Her girlfriend's in the shower
E
E

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Verse 2
Bm
Bm
2

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C
C

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D
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Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!
G
G

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Half a dozen provocative squats!

Out of the shower,

she squeezes her spots;

Brushes her teeth;

Shoots a deodorant spray up
F
F

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Am
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her twat
Em
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G
G

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F

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Em
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G
G

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C
C

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G

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C
C

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G
G

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(It'sgetting her, getting her


Hot- - Oh- woh- woh- woh- woh- woh)
Am
Am

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She's just twenty- four
Dm
Dm

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And she can't get off,
Am
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C
C

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Dm
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A sad but typical case, yeah

Last dude to do her
Dm
Dm

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Got in and got soft;
Am
Am

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She blew it,
Dm
Dm

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And laughed in his face, yeah!
Am
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Face, yeah!

Yeah

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Chords

  • Bm

    2

  • E

  • D

  • A

  • C

  • G

  • F

  • Am

  • Em

  • Dm

Capo: No capo

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

What is the original key of Half A Dozen Provocative Squats?

The original key of Half A Dozen Provocative Squats by Frank Zappa is C major.

What are the main chords for Half A Dozen Provocative Squats?

The primary chords used in Half A Dozen Provocative Squats are Bm, E, D, A, C, G.

Do I need a capo to play Half A Dozen Provocative Squats?

No capo is required for this song.

Is Half A Dozen Provocative Squats beginner-friendly on guitar?

Yes, this version uses open chords like Bm, E, D, A, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

What is the tempo (BPM) of Half A Dozen Provocative Squats?

The tempo of Half A Dozen Provocative Squats is approximately 60 beats per minute.

How do I transpose the chords for Half A Dozen Provocative Squats?

You can easily change the key of Half A Dozen Provocative Squats using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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