Franco - Spanish American chords by Jim Gaffigan

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Verse 1
Em 
 (E minor) I don't know.
It's a very late -night culture
in Spain, right?
D 
I  (D major) feel like you guys kind of almost brag
about it.
C# 
You're like, oh, we dinner at  (C sharp major) 11 o 'clock.
D 
 (D major) We dinner at midnight.
Em 
We dinner  (E minor) when you're
E 
having breakfast.  (E major) 
Em 
 (E minor) I'm like,
E 
Em 
do  (E major) any of you have  (E minor) job s here?
D 
How do you do  (D major) that?
Em 
D 
 (E minor) But everything starts  (D major) later in Spain.
E 
Meals, shows, demo (E major) cracy,
Em 
D 
Em 
 (E minor) everything starts  (D major) later,  (E minor) right?
E 
Em 
 (E major) Everything starts later.  (E minor) 
Because of course there was
A 
D 
the  (A major) Spanish Civil  (D major) War,
which is a funny topic.
No, the Spanish Civil War,
and I wanted to learn more about it,
C# 
D 
 (C sharp major) so I watched some  (D major) YouTube  videos.
E 
D 
 (E major) And now I understand  (D major) less.
F# 
E 
But I do know the  (F sharp major) fascist one,  (E major) Franco I,
E 
and he ruled over Spain  (E major) for decades,
Franco.
E 
D 
 (E major) And of course he  (D major) had a son named
James Franco.
Fm 
You know?  (F minor) Who directed that movie,
The Disaster Artist,
but he cast his brother Dave,
E 
cause  (E major) Spain's all about family.
D 
 (D major) And Franco, someone told
me
E 
 (E major) Franco  only had one testicle.
D 
I don't know if  (D major) that's true.
Yeah. I didn't want to Google it.
Yeah.
Dm 
I didn't want to get all those  (D minor) one testicle
D 
ad (D major) s.
E 
 (E major) You might be interested in these one testicle
underwear.
D 
E 
 (D major) I didn't want that.  (E major) 
C# 
 (C sharp major) Supposedly  Hitler only
had one testicle.
E 
D 
 (E major) Everyone  (D major) has that friend
C 
that  (C major) brings that up
D 
like it explains  (D major) something.
G 
You  (G major) know, Hitler,
Fm 
he only  (F minor) had one testicle.
D 
 (D major) Oh, that's why
he did those horrible things.
We gotta keep an
eye on Lance Armstrong.
I'm sorry, is Lance here?
D 
Besides, I can  (D major) say that joke
Fm 
because  (F minor) I only have one testicle.
D 
Well, from  (D major) certain angles, you know?
That's disgusting.
I thought he was the clean comedian.
I thought he was.