Completely Useless Gifts
Completely Useless Gifts

Completely Useless Gifts easy guitar chords by Greg Champion & Colin Buchanan

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • Bsus4

    2

  • F#

    2

  • F#aug

    2

  • G

  • A

  • A#dim

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • Bsus4

    2

  • F#

    2

  • F#aug

    2

  • G

  • A

  • A#dim

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Should 
    old 

    relations 
    give 
    you 
    a 
    bowl 
    gift 
    at 

    Christmas 
    time? 

    Just 
    pop 
    them 
    in 
    the 
    shed 
    till 
    you 

    all 
    float 
    them 
    down 
    the 
    line. 

    Should 
    you 
    get 
    massage 
    cush
    ions 

    Fragrant 
    candles 
    or 
    foot 
    spas 

    Soap 
    on 
    a 
    rope 
    or 
    lavender 

    Scented 
    crystals 
    for 
    the 
    bath 

    Completely 
    useless 
    gift
    s, 
    my 
    friend 

    We 
    get 
    them 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Just 
    whack 
    them 
    in 
    the 
    cupboard 

    and 
    off
    load 
    them 
    down 
    the 
    line 

    It's 
    turn again 

    Should 
    you 
    receive 
    pros
    thetic 
    limbs 

    or 
    ac
    rylic 
    lace 
    doil
    ies? 

    Drink 
    coaster 
    salt 
    and 
    pepper 

    shakers 
    or 
    plastic 
    figurines? 

    That's 
    what it's called, 
    my turn 

    Should 
    you 
    receive 
    tea, 
    towel, 
    some 
    poop, 

    potty, 
    or 
    kitchen
    ware? 

    Should 
    someone 
    give 
    you 
    an 
    elec

    tronic 
    re
    mover 
    of 
    hair? 

    Completely 
    useless 
    gift
    s, 
    my 
    friend, 

    we 
    get 
    them 
    all 
    the 
    time. 

    Just 
    whack 
    them 
    in 
    the 
    cupboard 
    and 

    off
    load 
    them 
    down 
    the 
    line 

    Offload 
    them 
    down 
    the 
    line, 
    my 
    friend, 

    off
    load 
    them 
    down 
    the 
    line 

    Tilt 
    to 
    the 
    upshot, 
    there 
    can 
    sign 
    off, 

    load 
    them 
    down 
    the 
    line. 


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