Key: D major
Verse 1
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G
D
E
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G
That was a close escape,
A
have to get a new hobby to relate.
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D
Something less conspicuous,
E
D
won`t take up too much time,
C
Something less energetic,
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C
for what I`ve got in mind.
A
I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
G
A
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
G
"Collins" see if she`s free.
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D
Sweaty fingers find
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
C
D
know me. I`m in the undies
C
A
Business, see? Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
Gm
Eb
Eb
Verse 2
Dm
Bb
Bm
Bb
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
A
F
I`ll take another name I might
Gbdim
F
have a win.
Dm
What? 2 more points? I
Verse 3
hope no one fills it in.
A
G
A
See, that`s the one for me. Look
G
under "Dickens" CFG.
E
D
E
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get
D
shakey eye`s can`t see.
C
D
C
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"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
Gm
Eb
Eb
Verse 4
Dm
Bb
Feel more relaxed now
Bm
Bb
here we go again.
A
F
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard
Gbdim
F
most take me in.
Verse 5
Dm
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
D
E
C
So please please can you tell me
F
E
the textured fit feels good to me.
C
In the naked mood,
F
E
try to grin and bear with me.
F
Please don`t think me rude,
C
G
I only hear don`t want to see.
Interlude 1
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Verse 6
A
G
A
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick,
G
too quick for me.
E
Of that I can see,
D
wash me laundry oh bugger me!
C
D
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I
C
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
A
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.
Verse 7
Gm
Eb
Eb
Dm
Bb
I`ll give it one last
Bm
Bb
chance I think you`ll all agree.
A
F
I`m getting nowhere here,
Gbdim
on my last 5p.
F
Dm
I`m sick of waiting for ages
Gm
nothing interests me.
Eb
I`ll ring another number,
Eb
make sure it`s a she.
Dm
Bb
Here we go again,
Bm
Bb
I`ll give it 3rd degree.
A
F
No hard feelings oh yes
Gbdim
F
I`m sure you`ll all agree.
Dm
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Outro 1
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