Key: D major
Verse 1
Ab
Gb
Db
Eb
Ab
Gb
That was a close escape,
Ab
have to get a new hobby to relate.
Eb
Db
Something less conspicuous,
Eb
Db
won`t take up too much time,
B
Something less energetic,
Db
B
for what I`ve got in mind.
Ab
I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
Gb
Ab
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
Gb
"Collins" see if she`s free.
Eb
Db
Eb
Db
Sweaty fingers find
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
B
Db
know me. I`m in the undies
B
Ab
Business, see? Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
F#m
D
D
Verse 2
C#m
A
Bbm
A
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
G#
E
I`ll take another name I might
Fdim
E
have a win.
C#m
What? 2 more points? I
Verse 3
hope no one fills it in.
G#
F#
G#
See, that`s the one for me. Look
F#
under "Dickens" CFG.
Eb
C#
Eb
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get
C#
shakey eye`s can`t see.
B
C#
B
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G#
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
F#m
D
D
Verse 4
C#m
A
Feel more relaxed now
Bbm
A
here we go again.
G#
E
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard
Fdim
E
most take me in.
Verse 5
C#m
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
C#
D#
B
So please please can you tell me
E
D#
the textured fit feels good to me.
B
In the naked mood,
E
D#
try to grin and bear with me.
E
Please don`t think me rude,
B
Gb
I only hear don`t want to see.
Interlude 1
Ab
Gb
Ab
Gb
Eb
Db
Eb
Db
B
Db
B
Ab
Verse 6
Ab
Gb
Ab
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick,
Gb
too quick for me.
Eb
Of that I can see,
Db
wash me laundry oh bugger me!
B
Db
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I
B
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
Ab
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.
Verse 7
F#m
D
D
C#m
A
I`ll give it one last
Bbm
A
chance I think you`ll all agree.
G#
E
I`m getting nowhere here,
Fdim
on my last 5p.
E
C#m
I`m sick of waiting for ages
F#m
nothing interests me.
D
I`ll ring another number,
D
make sure it`s a she.
C#m
A
Here we go again,
Bbm
A
I`ll give it 3rd degree.
G#
E
No hard feelings oh yes
Fdim
E
I`m sure you`ll all agree.
C#m
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Outro 1
G#
F#
G#
F#
Eb
C#
Eb
C#
B
C#
B
G#
F#
G#
F#
Eb
C#
Eb
C#
B
C#
B
G#
F#
G#
F#
Eb
C#
Eb
C#
B
C#
B
G#
G#
F#
G#
Eb
Eb
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