Key: D major
Verse 1
G
F
C
D
G
F
That was a close escape,
G
have to get a new hobby to relate.
D
C
Something less conspicuous,
D
C
won`t take up too much time,
Bb
Something less energetic,
C
Bb
for what I`ve got in mind.
G
I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
F
G
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
F
"Collins" see if she`s free.
D
C
D
C
Sweaty fingers find
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
Bb
C
know me. I`m in the undies
Bb
G
Business, see? Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
Fm
Db
Db
Verse 2
Cm
Ab
Am
Ab
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
G
Eb
I`ll take another name I might
Edim
Eb
have a win.
Cm
What? 2 more points? I
Verse 3
hope no one fills it in.
G
F
G
See, that`s the one for me. Look
F
under "Dickens" CFG.
D
C
D
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get
C
shakey eye`s can`t see.
Bb
C
Bb
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G
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
Fm
Db
Db
Verse 4
Cm
Ab
Feel more relaxed now
Am
Ab
here we go again.
G
Eb
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard
Edim
Eb
most take me in.
Verse 5
Cm
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
C
D
Bb
So please please can you tell me
Eb
D
the textured fit feels good to me.
Bb
In the naked mood,
Eb
D
try to grin and bear with me.
Eb
Please don`t think me rude,
Bb
F
I only hear don`t want to see.
Interlude 1
G
F
G
F
D
C
D
C
Bb
C
Bb
G
Verse 6
G
F
G
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick,
F
too quick for me.
D
Of that I can see,
C
wash me laundry oh bugger me!
Bb
C
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I
Bb
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
G
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.
Verse 7
Fm
Db
Db
Cm
Ab
I`ll give it one last
Am
Ab
chance I think you`ll all agree.
G
Eb
I`m getting nowhere here,
Edim
on my last 5p.
Eb
Cm
I`m sick of waiting for ages
Fm
nothing interests me.
Db
I`ll ring another number,
Db
make sure it`s a she.
Cm
Ab
Here we go again,
Am
Ab
I`ll give it 3rd degree.
G
Eb
No hard feelings oh yes
Edim
Eb
I`m sure you`ll all agree.
Cm
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Outro 1
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F
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F
D
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D
C
Bb
C
Bb
G
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F
D
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C
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Bb
G
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D
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C
Bb
C
Bb
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D
D
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