Key: D major
Verse 1
F#
E
B
C#
F#
E
That was a close escape,
F#
have to get a new hobby to relate.
C#
B
Something less conspicuous,
C#
B
won`t take up too much time,
A
Something less energetic,
B
A
for what I`ve got in mind.
F#
I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
E
F#
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
E
"Collins" see if she`s free.
C#
B
C#
B
Sweaty fingers find
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
A
B
know me. I`m in the undies
A
F#
Business, see? Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
Em
C
C
Verse 2
Bm
G
Abm
G
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
F#
D
I`ll take another name I might
Ebdim
D
have a win.
Bm
What? 2 more points? I
Verse 3
hope no one fills it in.
F#
E
F#
See, that`s the one for me. Look
E
under "Dickens" CFG.
C#
B
C#
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get
B
shakey eye`s can`t see.
A
B
A
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F#
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
Em
C
C
Verse 4
Bm
G
Feel more relaxed now
Abm
G
here we go again.
F#
D
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard
Ebdim
D
most take me in.
Verse 5
Bm
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
B
C#
A
So please please can you tell me
D
C#
the textured fit feels good to me.
A
In the naked mood,
D
C#
try to grin and bear with me.
D
Please don`t think me rude,
A
E
I only hear don`t want to see.
Interlude 1
F#
E
F#
E
C#
B
C#
B
A
B
A
F#
Verse 6
F#
E
F#
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick,
E
too quick for me.
C#
Of that I can see,
B
wash me laundry oh bugger me!
A
B
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I
A
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
F#
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.
Verse 7
Em
C
C
Bm
G
I`ll give it one last
Abm
G
chance I think you`ll all agree.
F#
D
I`m getting nowhere here,
Ebdim
on my last 5p.
D
Bm
I`m sick of waiting for ages
Em
nothing interests me.
C
I`ll ring another number,
C
make sure it`s a she.
Bm
G
Here we go again,
Abm
G
I`ll give it 3rd degree.
F#
D
No hard feelings oh yes
Ebdim
D
I`m sure you`ll all agree.
Bm
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Outro 1
F#
E
F#
E
C#
B
C#
B
A
B
A
F#
E
F#
E
C#
B
C#
B
A
B
A
F#
E
F#
E
C#
B
C#
B
A
B
A
F#
F#
E
F#
C#
C#
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