Key: D major
Verse 1
F
Eb
Bb
C
F
Eb
That was a close escape,
F
have to get a new hobby to relate.
C
Bb
Something less conspicuous,
C
Bb
won`t take up too much time,
Ab
Something less energetic,
Bb
Ab
for what I`ve got in mind.
F
I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
Eb
F
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
Eb
"Collins" see if she`s free.
C
Bb
C
Bb
Sweaty fingers find
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
Ab
Bb
know me. I`m in the undies
Ab
F
Business, see? Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
D#m
B
B
Verse 2
A#m
F#
Gm
F#
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
E#
C#
I`ll take another name I might
Ddim
C#
have a win.
A#m
What? 2 more points? I
Verse 3
hope no one fills it in.
E#
D#
E#
See, that`s the one for me. Look
D#
under "Dickens" CFG.
C
A#
C
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get
A#
shakey eye`s can`t see.
G#
A#
G#
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E#
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
D#m
B
B
Verse 4
A#m
F#
Feel more relaxed now
Gm
F#
here we go again.
E#
C#
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard
Ddim
C#
most take me in.
Verse 5
Bbm
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
Bb
C
Ab
So please please can you tell me
Db
C
the textured fit feels good to me.
Ab
In the naked mood,
Db
C
try to grin and bear with me.
Db
Please don`t think me rude,
Ab
Eb
I only hear don`t want to see.
Interlude 1
F
Eb
F
Eb
C
Bb
C
Bb
Ab
Bb
Ab
F
Verse 6
F
Eb
F
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick,
Eb
too quick for me.
C
Of that I can see,
Bb
wash me laundry oh bugger me!
Ab
Bb
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I
Ab
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
F
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.
Verse 7
D#m
B
B
A#m
F#
I`ll give it one last
Gm
F#
chance I think you`ll all agree.
E#
C#
I`m getting nowhere here,
Ddim
on my last 5p.
C#
A#m
I`m sick of waiting for ages
D#m
nothing interests me.
B
I`ll ring another number,
B
make sure it`s a she.
A#m
F#
Here we go again,
Gm
F#
I`ll give it 3rd degree.
E#
C#
No hard feelings oh yes
Ddim
C#
I`m sure you`ll all agree.
A#m
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Outro 1
E#
D#
E#
D#
C
A#
C
A#
G#
A#
G#
E#
D#
E#
D#
C
A#
C
A#
G#
A#
G#
E#
D#
E#
D#
C
A#
C
A#
G#
A#
G#
E#
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C
C
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