Key: D major
Verse 1
E
D
A
B
E
D
That was a close escape,
E
have to get a new hobby to relate.
B
A
Something less conspicuous,
B
A
won`t take up too much time,
G
Something less energetic,
A
G
for what I`ve got in mind.
E
I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
D
E
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
D
"Collins" see if she`s free.
B
A
B
A
Sweaty fingers find
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
G
A
know me. I`m in the undies
G
E
Business, see? Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
Dm
Bb
Bb
Verse 2
Am
F
F#m
F
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
E
C
I`ll take another name I might
Dbdim
C
have a win.
Am
What? 2 more points? I
Verse 3
hope no one fills it in.
E
D
E
See, that`s the one for me. Look
D
under "Dickens" CFG.
B
A
B
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get
A
shakey eye`s can`t see.
G
A
G
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E
"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
Dm
Bb
Bb
Verse 4
Am
F
Feel more relaxed now
F#m
F
here we go again.
E
C
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard
Dbdim
C
most take me in.
Verse 5
Am
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
A
B
G
So please please can you tell me
C
B
the textured fit feels good to me.
G
In the naked mood,
C
B
try to grin and bear with me.
C
Please don`t think me rude,
G
D
I only hear don`t want to see.
Interlude 1
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B
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Verse 6
E
D
E
See, that`s the one for me. That was quick,
D
too quick for me.
B
Of that I can see,
A
wash me laundry oh bugger me!
G
A
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I
G
couldn`t, well I`ll see.
E
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.
Verse 7
Dm
Bb
Bb
Am
F
I`ll give it one last
F#m
F
chance I think you`ll all agree.
E
C
I`m getting nowhere here,
Dbdim
on my last 5p.
C
Am
I`m sick of waiting for ages
Dm
nothing interests me.
Bb
I`ll ring another number,
Bb
make sure it`s a she.
Am
F
Here we go again,
F#m
F
I`ll give it 3rd degree.
E
C
No hard feelings oh yes
Dbdim
C
I`m sure you`ll all agree.
Am
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
Outro 1
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