Christmas at Disney - Florida Man chords by Jim Gaffigan
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(G major) On Christmas,
you know what my family did this year?
On Christmas Day,
we spent all (F major) Christmas (G major) Day
(F major) in (G major) Disney World,
like Jesus (E flat major) would have wanted. (G major)
(F major) No, we spent (G major) the whole
day in the Magic Kingdom
and, wow, that was a mistake.
That was a (C major) bad idea.
(G major) And I know people love
(E flat major) Disney
and I want you to (G major) hear this you're wrong
It's It's wrong
But you know what?
I don't even remember. I've been
I keep learning that over and over again.
I've been to Disney I regret it.
I go again like Disney is like my jalapenos.
I (B flat major) Always think (G major) I can handle this
and then a couple hours later,
I wish (F major) I was dead. (G major)
(B flat major) The happiest (G major) place on earth,
right, that's what Disney is, it's
the happiest place.
I don't know, is it the happiest?
I always feel like, you know, you could get some like Syrian (F sharp minor) refugees in here and they'd be like,
(G major) you know, this feels a little crowded. it.
Is that too inappropriate?
You know who I feel sorry for
at Disney are the grandparents.
It looks like elder abuse.
What did these senior citizens do
to their adult children
to have to go to the Magic Kingdom.
Mom, Dad, we're going to Disney.
I can't walk.
We're going to put you in scooters.
(F major) I can't go on (G major) any rides.
(F major) You'll wait in line (G major) with us and watch us.
(G major) I'm on a very strict diet.
You'll eat fried food
and be constipated
for the rest of your days.
I'm sorry I wasn't
there for your childhood.
It's too late for that,
and if you complain,
we're going to Universal. (G major)
Christmas at Disney - Florida Man
Jim Gaffigan
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