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Choke On A Cock chords by 
Adam Green 
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Key: C major•BPM: 133
Verse 1
C
F
Am
Bb
Dm
F
Am
I did not ask for a lot this year
D
F#m
Every single day
F
Am
Looking for an answer to
Dm
the words you say
Never got to meet the President
C
Am
F#m
Never got to shake his squirly hand
G
F
Am
F
Oh, don't you know the President
F#dim
Am
F#m
Is out for tea with Tony Blair
Am
Bm
Em
He won't be back for hours maybe,
E
A
homeboy
Verse 2
B
A
I'd be so happy if I got
F#
to meet George Bush
Em
B
He's like an angel when
A
F#
Rebecca hears me calling
A
Em
I would dance on NBC and say
Bm
"George Bush shook hands with me"
Verse 3
Then I'd go and choke on a cock
Em
And Guinevere would find
B
me leaving home
And Johnny Depp would
Em
call me on the phone
And Johnny Depp would call
Am
me on the phone, I know
B
I'd be the greatest singer
Em
on the radio
Verse 4
Em
A
Em
Leaning on the raging river flats
D
Sliding off a single blade of grass
F
Em
Oh, don't you know the A.D.A.
Is brushing teeth with Johnny J
They won't be smashing flowers,
A
meet me no more
Verse 5
B
A
F#
I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you
Em
B
And never answer when Re
A
F#
becca asks me questions
Em
I'd lay down to some degree
Bm
And say John Stern locked lips with me
B
Verse 6
Bm
Am
And then I'd go and choke
Em
F#
For then I'd go and choke
F#m
B
Em
For then I'd go and choke on a cock
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