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Can't Con An Honest John easy guitar chords by The Streets
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Verse 1
Us
ing
the following,
I'm
going
to
show
you:
A) How
to
con
someone
using
their
own
greed,
B) That
you
won't
feel
bad
'cos
they're trying
to
con
you
anyway,
and
Verse 2
C) TAKING
THEIR
MONEY!
As
I
have
come
to
realise,
running
the
beats
is
just
get
ting
people's
confidence.
This scam
only
works
'cos
that
man
thinks
he's
working
this
scam
And
that
you
man
off
his
mark
Get
your
mate,
let's
call
your
mate
Pier
s
No,
not
Piers,
let's
call
him
Farquhar
Verse 3
Anyway
get
Farquhar
to crawl
in
to
a
bar
with his
dog
Like
I said,
the
barman
will
try
an
d con
you later
But you're
gonna
take
all
his money.
Any
way,
get
Farquhar
to pass
into
a local
bar
And call
to
the
bar
to
look
after
a dog
for
a dart
Just
for
20 quid
for
a while,
claiming
that
he
hated
it
But
it was
worth
more
than
his
car
Verse 4
This,
by
the
way,
requires
that you
find
and
supply
Farquhar
With
an
animal,
and
a life,
from your
local
park.
Get
a nice
dog
that doesn't
bark
But
not
so
nice
that
someone
might
miss
this
mutt
from
the
park
Anyway,
using
this
technique
you're
gon
na
take
all
this man's
money
But you're
not
gonna
care,
cos
he's
gonna
fucking
deserve
it
Verse 5
You'll
never
con
an
Honest
John
An
Honest
John
you
can't
drag
down
(Exactly!)
Con-
do-
lee
get
conned
When
they
think
they're
the
cunning
one
(It's all
one
big
con)
Verse 6
Neighbour
you
won't
con
An
Honest
John
Now
listen,
get
Farquhar
to
dart
out
the
bar
And
just
shop
for
some
garm's, maybe
Just
to
pass
an hour
or so
I
would
go
shop
ping
cos'
I
gave
up
drinking
But
whatever,
Verse 7
just
have
Farquhar
down
the
road
Now you
walk
in the
bar,
walk
up
to
the
bar
man
Order
a
jar,
when you've
caught
him
slouched
on his
own
Start
eyeing
the
dog
that
he's
minding
by
his side
Currently
vibe
him and
start
on
Verse 8
about
the
dog
you
own.
Start
asking
the
barman,
if
it's
his
fine
speci
men
of
a dog
Nod,
smile,
agree,
look
interested
and cool
When
he tells
you
it's
someone
else's
you've
just
left
pre
vious
Tell
him, 'This
is a very
rare
breed
of
animal.'
Last
time
I lied
my
manager
swiped
me
But
lie,
and
tell
him
it's like
a fucking
Red-
Eared
Hunting
Spaniel.
Tell
him
it's
worth
600 quid
an
d you
would pay
handsomely
if
you
were to
accept
finance
At all
Verse 9
You'll
never
con
an
Honest
John
(Sometimes...)
An Honest
John
you
can't
drag
down
(...Sometimes I think
I should
just
go
completely...)
Condolee get
conned
When
they
think
they're
the cunning
one
Neighbour
you
won't
con
an
Honest John
(Keep listen
ing
though,
it's important
that
Verse 10
You
keep
listening...)
Now take
all his
shopping
off
him
Get
your
mate
Farquhar
to
pop
in
Looking
straight
gutted
a bit
later
on
He should
order
a jar,
talk
at
the
bar
Ensure
he looks
calm,
warm
with
the barman
And
generally
start
conversating on.
Far
quhar
should
start
Verse 11
falling
apart
About
how
he's
arsed up
some
chance
And how
arsed up
his day
was.
Or
in the
event,
the spread
betting
he's
getting
ready
to
ac
cept
That his
rent's
not
getting
payed
up.
The
barmans mind
will
chime
Verse 12
slowly
for
a while
He might
wipe
the
bar,
as
his
mind
is making
sums.
Farquhar
should
continue
to
moan
about
money
And
that
this
mutt
is
not
the greatest
of his
worries.
Verse 13
And like
'ching!', the
barman
will
five
out
of six
times
Kindly
offer
his
greed
to buy
the
dog
for
a price
of
300 quid
And
af
ter
some
bartering,
your
bar
man
will
haggle
and charge
harder
In
greed
of
the scent
of the
scheme
in his
head. (That's right,
neighbour!)
Verse 14
You'll never
con
an
Honest
John
An
Honest
John
you
can't
drag
down
Condolee get
conned
When
they
think they're the
cunning
one
(The barman,
is
gonna
see
how much
he
can stitch
you
up
for.)
Neighbour
you
won't con
an Honest
John
(How does
that
work?
Cos' everytime
it's based
around
someone
who thinks
they're
Conning
you.)
Verse 15
They'll nev
er
ima
gine
the
whole
scenario
is pre
pared
solely
for him
Why
should
he?
That
sort
of
paranoia
can
get
you in
the loony
bin!
As
I
have
come
to
realise,
running
the
beat
s is
just
getting
people's
con
fidence.
AN
D THAN
TAKING
THEIR
MONEY!
It's
all
one
big
con
.
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