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Argument easy guitar chords by Monty Python
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
G
A
Am
G
A
Am
Verse 1
I'd
like to have an argument,
please
Certainly,
sir
have you been
here before?
No,
this is my first
time i
see
well
Were you thinking
of taking
a five
Minute argument
or
a
course?
Well,
what's the cost?
It's
1 for a five
minute argument
But it's
8 for a course
of ten
I think I'll take
the five
minutes
And see how it progresses
Very
well
now, Mr hayward isn't
Free
at the moment,
nor
is Mr baker
Here
we
go,
Mr maynard, Room
12 thank you
What do you want?!
Well, I was
told outside -
Don't
give me that
You snotty-
faced heap
of parrot droppings!
What?!
Shut your
festering gob,
you tit!
Your type
really
makes me
puke, you pervert!
What
are you doing?! I
came
In here for an argument!
Oh! I'm sorry,
but this is
abuse
Oh,
that explains it
Yes,
you want Room
12A next
door thank
you
Not at
all
(Door shuts) Stupid
git
Is the right
room for an argument?
I've told you once
no, you didn't
Yes, I did when?
Just now
no, you didn't
Yes, I did no,
you didn't
Excuse
me is
the five minute
Argument or the
half hour?
Oh, just the
five minute
Thank
you
anyway, I did tell you
No, you most
certainly did not
Let's get
one thing
straight: I
Most definitely
told you
no,
you didn't
Yes,
I did no, you didn't
Yes, I did no, you didn't
Yes, I
did
this isn't an argument!
Yes, it is
No, it isn't it's just contradiction
No, it isn't
Yes, it is
you just
contradicted me
No, I didn't yes, you did
No, no, no
you did just
then
That's
ludicrous oh, this
is futile
No, it
isn't
I came in here
for a good argument
No, you didn't you came
in
Here for an argument
Well, argument isn't
the
Same as contradiction
can be
No,
it can't
An
argument is a collective
series of
Statements
intended
to establish
A proposition
no,
it isn't
Yes,
it is
it isn't just contradiction
Look,
if I argue
with you i
Must take
a contrary position
But it
isn't just saying No,
it isn't
Yes, it is
no, it isn't
argument's
An intellectual protest
Contradiction
just the automatic
Opposite of
any
Statement the other
person makes
No, it
isn't yes, it is
Not at all now, look
- (Bell dings)
Good morning
what?
That's it
good morning
I was just getting interested
I'm sorry,
the five minutes is up
That was not five
minutes i'm afraid
it was
Oh, no, it wasn't
(Argument professional looks around the
room)
I'm sorry
But I'm not allowed to argue anymore
what?
If you want to go
on arguing you'll
Have to pay
for another five minutes
But that was not five
minutes, just now
(Professional whistles) Oh, come on
If
you want to
continue
arguing
You must
pay for another
five minutes
Oh, fine here
thank you
Well?
Well what?
That was not five
minutes, just then
I told you,
you have to pay
i just paid
No, you didn't yes, I did
No, you didn't
I
don't want to argue
about that
Well, you didn't pay
Ah, but
if I didn't pay
Why
are you arguing? Aha! Got you
No, you haven't
Yes, I
have if you're arguing
I must have paid
Not
necessarily
i could be
arguing
In my spare time
oh, I've had enough of this
No, you haven't oh, shut
up!
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