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A Dying Business chords by 
The Mitchell Trio 
N/A•
Key: E minor•BPM: 77
Intro 1
Em
Am
B
Em
C
F
G
C
Em
C
Em
C
Em
C
Verse 1
Em
C
Funeral Directors of America,
Em
C
Em
I am very deeply honored standing here
C
Em
Receiving this token of your esteem,
C
Em
C
the Funeral Director of the Year.
Em
C
Now I've been asked by all
the delegates
and members of the board
Em
to tell you of the funeral
Am
C
that won me this award.
Em
C
It was handled with taste and dignity.
Em
C
E
That much I can say for it,
and I'm sure it will take the family
B
twenty years to pay for it.
E
It was a hell of a funeral,
it was a hell of a funeral,
B
the finest funeral ever booked.
I had some high school juniors
who passed around for two years,
E
and fillies everywhere you looked.
It was a hell of a funeral,
I say one hell of a funeral,
A
oh how I wish that you were there.
I had tender majorettes
B
E
C#
duffling on the castanets,
F#
B
E
it really was a lively affair,
C#
F#
B
it really was a lively affair.
E
It was a hell of a funeral,
it was a hell of a funeral
B
The National Guard showed up for me
And during the oration
they went into formation
E
And formed the letters R .I .P.
It was a hell of a funeral,
I say one hell of a funeral
A
I gave it all my love and care
The band was on its toes
E
C#m
playing Mexicali rows
C#
F#
B
It really was a lively affair
E
C#m
C#
F#
B
E
It really was a lively affair
A -tisket, a -tasket,
tell us about the casket.
I will tell you about the casket,
B
my good friends,
E
it would make your poor eyes pop.
It was sterling silver all around,
B
E
with a real form like a top.
Form like a top,
B
it had a form like a top.
C
Well, I'll tell you about the widow,
F
C
my good friends.
F
A widow was a navy blue,
with a gown designed by Balenciaga.
C
F
I supplied that too.
He sold the widow,
C#
widow weeds too.
Gb
Db
Gb
I ran the first funeral raffle,
Db
Gb
though I don't much like to boast.
And I gave away a Chevrolet
Db
Gb
to the per son who cried the most.
He gave away a brand new Chevrolet,
the one of myself.
D
G
D
There were eighteen jugglers
G
by the grave
D
G
to demonstrate their art,
and when they was done
D
they fired a gun
G
to let the hootenanny start.
He fired a gun
D
G
C
and the hootenanny begun.
D#
G#
I was serving beer and pretzels
D#
G#
till the hot pastrami came,
and I sold some souvenir hankies
G#
with the Deer Departed's name.
He was selling hankies
with the Deer Departed's name.
E
A
As a fitting finale
we had the Rockettes
E
A
from New York's Music Hall,
As you can see, my very good friends,
G
B
All in all, all in all, all in all, all in all,
E
was a hell of a funeral,
I say one hell of a funeral,
A
No other burial could compare.
It was all an upty lux,
E
And I made forty thousand bucks,
C#
F#
B
It really was a lively affair,
E
C#
F#
B
It really was a swingin' affair.
E
you
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