A Contest Featuring Human Beings
A Contest Featuring Human Beings

A Contest Featuring Human Beings easy guitar chords by Guided By Voices

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • G

  • Em

  • C

  • Csus2

  • F

  • Cm

    3

  • Am

  • G

  • Em

  • C

  • Csus2

  • F

  • Cm

    3

  • Am

    • Verse 1
    I 
    drew 
    up back 
    when 
    Mr. 
    Skate 

    came 
    back 
    from 
    the attack 

    The 
    official 
    fag 
    saw 
    the 
    cake 

    tossed 
    into 
    the 
    lake 

    And 
    he crossed 
    that lake 

    with his 
    overpaid 
    army 

    Of 
    rats 
    an
    d snakes 
    on whiskey 
    ships 

    And 
    they 
    are right, 
    they 
    were 
    alive 

    They 
    were fools, 
    making 
    rules 

    For 
    their entrance 
    in
    to the 

    butchery 
    pools 

    Let them 
    be 
    and 
    that's 
    the lesson 

    An 
    overworked 
    dreamer 
    and 
    his cronies 

    On 
    mini
    tracks 

    and motorbikes 

    And a contest 
    featuring 
    hu
    man 
    beings 

    And 
    other 
    less 
    sprout
    s 

    And 
    other 
    less 
    sprouts 

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