Albuquerque Tab by
"Weird Al" Yankovic

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   Way back when I was just a
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little bitty boy
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Living in a  box under the stairs
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In the corner of the basement of the house
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Half a block down the street
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from Jerry's Bait shop
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You know the place
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Well anyway, back then life was going swell
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and everything was just peachy!
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Ex  cept, of course, for the undeniable fact,/ that every single morning
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My mother would make me a big ol' bowl
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of sauerkraut for breakfast
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Aww!
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Big bowl of sauerkraut
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   Every single morning
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It was driving me crazy

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I  said to my mom
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I said "Hey, mom,
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what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
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And my  dear, sweet mother
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She just looked at me/ like a cow looks at an oncoming train
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And she leaned right down next to me
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And she said "It's good for you!!"
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And then she tied me to the wall
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and stuck a   funnel in my mouth
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And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut

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Until I was twenty six and a  half years old
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That's when I swore that someday
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Someday I would get outta that basement
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and travel to a magical, far away place
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Where the sun is always shining
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and the air smells like warm root beer
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And the towels are oh so  fluffy
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Where the Shriners and the lepers
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play their ukuleles all day long
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And anyone on the street will gladly
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shave your back for a  nickel
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Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah

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Well, let me tell you, people,
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it  wasn't long at all
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before my dream came true
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Because the very next day,
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a  local radio station had this contest
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To see who could correctly guess the number
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of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
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I was off by three,
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but I still won the grand prize
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That's right, a  first class one-way ticket to

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Oh yeah

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You know, I've never been
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on a   real airplane before
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And I  gotta tell ya, it was really great
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Ex cept that I had to sit
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between two large Albanian women
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With ex cruciatingly severe body odor
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And the little kid in back of me/ kept throwin' up the whole time
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The flight attendants ran out of  Dr. Pepper
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and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was
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Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah,
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three of the airplane engines burned out
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And we went into a tailspin
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and crashed into a hillside
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And the plane exploded in a   giant fireball
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everybody died
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Except for me
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You know why?

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'Cause I  had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full up  right position
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Had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full up  right position
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Had my tray table up
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And my seat back in the full up  right position
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Ah ha ha ha
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Ah ha ha
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Ah

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So I  crawled from the twisted,
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burnin' wreckage
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I  crawled on my hands and knees
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for three full days
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Draggin' along my big leather suitcase
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and my  garment bag
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And my tenor saxophone
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and my  twelve-pound bowling ball
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And my lucky, lucky autographed
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glow-in-the-dark snorkel
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But finally I arrived at the world famous
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Albuquerque Holiday Inn
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Where the towels are oh so  fluffy
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And you can eat your soup
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right out of the ash trays if you wanna
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It's OK, they're clean
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Well, I checked into my room
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and I turned down the A/C
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And I  turned on the SpectraVision
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And I'm just about to eat
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that little chocolate mint on my pillow
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That I   love so very, very much

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When suddenly, there's a   knock on the door
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Well now, who could that be?
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I say "Who is it?"
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No an  swer
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"Who is it?"
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There's no an  swer
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"Who is it?"
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They're not sayin' anything
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So, finally I go over and I   open the door
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and just as I suspected
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It's some big fat hermaphrodite
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with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut
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and on ly one nostril
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Oh man, I  hate it when I'm right
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So anyway, he bursts into my room
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and he  grabs my lucky snorkel
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And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
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"That snorkel's been just like a   snorkel to me"
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And he's like "Tough"
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And I'm like "Give it"
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And he's like "Make me"
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And I'm like "'Kay"
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So I  grabbed his leg
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and he grabbed my esophagus
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And I  bit off his ear
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and he  chewed off my eyebrows
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And I  took out his appendix
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and he gave me a colonic irri

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(gation)
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Yes indeed, you better be  lieve it
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And somehow in the middle of it all,
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the phone got knocked off the hook
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And twenty seconds later,
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I heard a fa miliar voice
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And you know what it said?
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I'll tell you what it said
It said

Chorus 3
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"If you'd like to make a call,
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please hang up and try again"
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"If you need help, hang up
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and then dial your opera  tor"
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"If you'd like to make a call,
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please hang up and try again"
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"If you need help, hang up
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and then dial your opera  tor"
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Ebsus4 Ebsus4 6
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In A-        a-     a-  Albuquer que
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Ebsus4 Ebsus4 6
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A-        a-     a-  Albuquer que

Verse 9
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Well, to cut a long story short,
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he  got away with my snorkel
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But I made a solemn vow right then and there
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that I would not rest
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I would not sleep for an instant until/ the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
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But first, I decided to  buy some donuts
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So I  got in my car and I drove
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over to the donuts shop
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And I  walked on up
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to the guy be  hind the counter
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"Yeah, what do ya
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   want?"
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      I said "You
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Verse 10
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got any glazed donuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
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I said "Well, you got any jelly do  nuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
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I said "You got any
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Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
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He said "No, we're outta
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Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
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I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
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He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
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I said "You got any apple fritters?"
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He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
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I said "You got any bear claws?"
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I said "Well, in that case,
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in that case, what do you have?"
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He says "All I got right now is this box
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of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
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I said "O  K, I'll take that"
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So he hands me the box/ and I open up the lid/ and the weasels jump out
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And they im  mediately latch onto my face

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Oh man, they were just going nuts
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They were tearin' me apart
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You know, I  think it was just about that time
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That a little ditty started
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goin' through my head
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I believe it went
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a  little something like this
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Doh
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Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
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No, get 'em off, get 'em off
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Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me
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Oh, oh God
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Ah, aah, aah

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I ran out into the street with these
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flesh-eating weasels all over my face
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Wa  vin' my arms all around
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and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
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Like a   constipated wiener dog
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That's ex actly when I ran
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into the girl of my dreams
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Her name was Zelda
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She was a calligraphy enthusiast
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hair the color of strained peaches
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I'll never forget the very first
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thing she said to me
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She said "Hey,
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you've got weasels on your face"
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That's when I knew it was true love
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We were inseparable after that
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Aw, we ate together, we  bathed together
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of mint-flavored dental floss
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The world was our bur rito
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So we got married and we  bought us a house
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Na  thaniel and Superfly
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Oh, we were so  very very
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very happy, aw  yeah

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Zelda said to me
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She said "Sweetie pumpkin?
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Do you wanna join/ the Co  lumbia Record Club?"
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I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
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"I'm just not ready
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for that kind of a commitment"
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So we broke up and I never saw her again
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But that's just the way things go

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In A- a- a- Albuquer que

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Anyway, things really
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started lookin' up for me
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Because a  bout a week later,
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I   finally achieved my lifelong dream
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That's right, I got me
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a  part-time job at The Sizzler
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I even made em ployee of the month after
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I   put out that grease fire out with my face
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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty/ jealous of me after that
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I was gettin' a   lot of attitude
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Ok, like one time,
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I was out in the parking lot
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Tryin' to remove my excess
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earwax with a golf pencil
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When I see this guy Marty
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Tryin' to  carry a big ol' so fa
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up the stairs all by himself
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So I, I say to him, I  say
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"Hey, you want me to  help you with that?"
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And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
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"No, I want you to  cut off my arms
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and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did

Verse 16
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And then he gets all in  dignant on me
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He's like "Hey man, I was just being sar castic"
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Well, that's just great
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How was I supposed to know that?
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I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
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Be sides, now he's got a really cute nickname,
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Torso-Boy
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So what's he complaining a   bout?
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Say, that reminds me
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of an  other amusing anecdote
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This guy comes up to me  on the street
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And he tells he hasn't had a bite in  three days
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Well, I knew what he meant
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But just to be funny,
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I  took a big bite out of his jugular vein
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And he's yellin' and screamin'
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and bleeding all over
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And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
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But he just keeps rolling around
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on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
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You know, completely missing
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the irony of the whole situation
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Man, some people just can't take a joke,
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Anyway, where was I?
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Kinda lost my  train of thought
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Uh, well, uh, OK
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Anyway I, know it's kinda been
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a roundabout way of saying it
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But I guess the whole point
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I'm tryin' to make here is
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I  hate sauerkraut
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That's all I'm really tryin' to say
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And, by the way, if one day
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you happen to  wake up
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And wracked with the pain and isolation
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of your pitiful meaningless e   xistence
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At least you can take
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a small bit of  comfort in knowing that
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Somewhere out there in this cra zy
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ol' mixed-up universe of ours
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Chorus 5
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A-        a-     a-  Albuquer que
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Albaquer que, Albaquer que,
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Albaquer que, Albaquer que,
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I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U)

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"Querque" (querque)

Outro 1
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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