You Can Have Your Women, I’ll Stick To My Booze chords by Chad Morgan

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Verse 1
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They say
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I'm a booze artist
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because I like my grog
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They say that I'm a lowdown thing,
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that I'm a drunken dog
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But you can have your women.
I'll stick to my booze
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Women know I'm silly hats
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are always buying shoes
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a woman hangs  around your neck
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But beer will just run down a
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Sheila makes your life a wreck
your troubles frog will drown
So I'll stick to my whiskey.
I'll stick to my gin
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don't argue with a woman
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You can never win
Like if you take a sort to the pitches,
if you think you're going to sit in the cheap seats,
you've got another thing coming.
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Because she's going to sit in the dear ones.
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And at half time,
don't try and buy her peanuts
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because  she's going to want chocolate.
And then when it's time to go home,
if you think you're going to
walk home
and save the price of a taxi,
you've got another
thing coming.
Because, boy,
she's going to want the taxi.
I reckon it's a lot cheaper
to go and buy a bottle of plonk.
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So I'll stick to my whisky,
I'll stick to my gin
Don't argue with a woman,
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you can never win
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Once I was a happy man,
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I loved a pretty maid
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The strongest drink I ever had
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was a glass of lemonade
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But she soon showed me her true ways,
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she took all the dough I had
She shot through with another coot,
but she'll soon drive him mad
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That joker will be sorry
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he ever met that skirt
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Cause when she's squandered
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all his dough,
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she'll drop him just like dirt
You'll never have no money,
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while there's a dame in reach
She'll take every quid you've got,
she'll bleed you like a leech
So I'll stick to my whisky,
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I'll stick to my rum
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And when we come to count our dough
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I'll have a bigger sum