Wrestling chords by Monty Python

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Verse 1
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Hello, good evening
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and welcome to the Uri Geller Institute
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of Advanced Spoonbending
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here in Streatham, High Street,
where we're about to witness
All In Wrestling the Southern Area
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Quarterfinal
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Third Round
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Eliminating Playoff Spinoff
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tonight to  night
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Featuring ladies and gentlemen
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for your deduction
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in the red corner
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all the way from Reigate in Mozambique
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Colin Bomba Harris
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And in  the red corner
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also from Reigate in Mozambique
Colin Bomber -Harris!
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Well, whilst this mainly visual sketch
is going on,
I'd like to tell you a little
about the theatre itself.
It was founded by Charles II in 1663,
but the present
building dates from 1812
and was designed by Benjamin Wyatt.
The auditorium was remodelled in 1922
and the suit I'm wearing
dates back to 1957.
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Many of Britain's greatest
actors
have performed here,
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amongst them, you know,
the fellow on TV with the glasses.
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But one of the greatest of
them all left behind
a unique record of Drury
Lane in its heyday.
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Here, on a recording made
over 70 years ago,
is Sir Henry Irving himself
performing at the stage of war.
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This parrot is no more.
It's ceased to be.
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It's a stiff.
Sir Henry Irving's
immortal dead parrot speech.
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And now as this mainly visual item
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draws to a close,
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let's return it again to the stage.
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