And also, there's this place called Iraq,
and they have all this poisonous gas,
and this has a little bit more priority to me
in any fucking building anywhere.
One little spot of anthrax on your lung,
and you are one dead motherfucker.
Came up with another idea,
reckoning that America can be
like a nation of pussies.
I think at this point we're living so good.
Look at this place. Beautiful.
Look at all kinds of nice places in America.
You go to other countries,
a lot of motherfuckers don't have it
I think we're kind of getting like
I think we're getting like a
and we won't even be awake.
with a satellite dish in the remote
when people come to fucking kill us.
So I reckon we should put on a
for the rest of the world to see.
And here's some ideas I came up with.
Like, remember a couple of weeks ago
you know, the first woman to be executed in the country since the Civil War. Okay
They should have done it at halftime
at some major football game
And basically what they should have done
is got the local baseball team
to surround her with baseball bats
Close in and club her to death
like they did to Mussolini
Just fucking flatten her until she was a
then they should have hacked her in pieces,
and hung the parts off the tree,
and sent it to the Middle East
and say, see what kind of
crazy motherfuckers we are?
They should execute death row prisoners
waiting on death row to go.
They should be killing them,
like at least any World Series,
halftime there should be a killing
every hip director or video director in
Tarantino gets to like videotape his
put it in some cool music
and like put it out on MTV
and just have like murder television
flying out mutilation and torture
and say to the rest of the world
we do this shit all the time
we do this shit all the time.
And just take abstract European tourists,
and just kill them, like all the time.
But I have a family. boom, boom, boom.
And then you hack them up
trees in the White House.
And the rest of the country,
the rest of the world will go
like, they're fucking crazy.
And the next time we say Iraq,
put your fucking shit down, they'll go like,
You still got the rotten head
Yeah, I still got it. on my fucking bedpost.