Some of you are eating food.
Well, I'll be doing that something
Are you You OK with that?
Well, thank you for coming.
This is kind of this experi
your favorite American boy, here.
Admit it. Admit it. You like me.
You love me unconditionally.
I'm like a New York mugger.
I telegraph everything I'm gonna do
You know, so if I if I piss you off,
you should have seen it coming
20 minutes ago and left already,
Anyway, the concept is that I'll be
here every Wednesday this month
something different every week
and it's gonna be like 10
to come up with all this crap.
So I'm going to be stretching it really
coming up by the end of the month.
So we'll be doing the best I can.
This place is kind of run
by a man named Jean -Pierre.
About 150 years ago in 1987,
he had a place called The Loss
So it's kind of like this raw space
I was the last stiff on that stage.
and I had just returned from
and I came back in December.
when you are either super successful
If you are like Dire Straits
you go for touring for a year.
you can tour every country
and everyone wants to see you.
We should all have so much of
You know, because everyone digs
A guy like Sting can tour anywhere
because everyone wants to see the guy.
And if you're really broke,
You have to do, like, eight shows
And that was the bag I was in in 87.
So I was in Europe for months going,
if you'll go up on stage.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I was, like, hand -to -mouthing
And so one of the last things I
was I read this page of Journal about this,
and kind of triumphed over,
and I wanted to read that
It's a page. and reading stuff on
stage to me is oh so lame.