Why Don't You Like Me?
Why Don't You Like Me?

Why Don't You Like Me? easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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Fret 4

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    "He's 
    white, 
    Jim 
    . . . " 

    Verse 2
    Why 
    don't 
    you 
    like 
    me? 

    Why 
    don't 
    you 
    like 
    me? 

    Why 
    don't 
    you 
    like 
    me? 

    Am 
    I 
    really 
    that 
    bad? 

    HE'S 
    BAD, 
    HE'S 
    BAD, 
    HE'S 
    BAD 

    "I 
    Verse 3
    think 
    you're 
    a jerk! 

    I'm 
    moving 
    from 
    you!" 

    "Make 
    me 
    a sand
    wich." 

    "Moving 
    to Venice." 

    "I'll 
    be 
    black." 


    (Jack! What?) 

    "Still white, 
    Jim 
    . . . " 

    I 
    hate 
    my 
    mother
    Verse 4

    I 
    hate 
    my 
    father 

    I 
    AM 
    my 
    sister 
    . . . 

    And 
    Jermaine is 
    a 
    negro! 

    A 
    NEGRO! 
    A 
    NEGRO! 
    A 
    NEGRO! 

    "I 
    Verse 5
    thought 
    he 
    looked 
    good 
    - - what 

    happened 
    to you?" 

    "Please 
    read 
    this 
    pamphlet." 

    "I'm 
    so 
    BAD!" 

    Verse 6
    You 
    take 
    the monkey, 

    I'll 
    take 
    the 
    llama, 

    We'll 
    have 
    a 
    party: get 

    me a 
    Pepsi - - 

    Michael 
    is 
    Janet, 
    Janet 
    is 
    Michael 
    - - 

    I'm 
    so 
    confused 
    now 
    - - 

    Who 
    is 
    Diana? 

    Verse 7
    He's 
    oxygenated 

    His 
    nose 
    is 
    deflated 

    And 
    he 
    thinks 
    he 
    looks 

    good 
    to 
    you 

    He 
    thinks 
    he 
    looks 
    good 
    to 
    you 

    Verse 8

    Ike: Oh, 
    I'm sorry 

    . . . 

    FZ: This 
    is 
    supposed 
    to 
    be 
    the part 
    where 
    I 
    . . . name 
    people 
    who 
    are 
    not 
    . . . related 
    in 
    any 
    par
    ticu
    lar 
    way 
    to 
    . . . Michael 
    Jack
    son 
    . . . so 
    . . . oh, 

    let's 
    see 
    now, 
    who 
    could 
    it 
    be 
    . . . uh 
    . . . What's 
    your name 

    . . . ? His name 
    is 
    Bob? 
    Bob 
    is 
    not 
    the 
    ille
    gitimate 
    son 
    of 
    Michael 
    Jack
    son, 
    take 
    it 
    from 
    me 
    . . . 

    Verse 9
    Billy 
    Jean 
    is 
    not 
    Mr. 
    Bob 

    Arnold 
    Sil

    vestri . . . (Ha ha ha!) 

    Billy 
    Jean 
    isn't 
    Arnold 

    Silvestri 

    Jeanne 
    Kirk
    patrick 

    . . . 

    Billy 
    Jean 
    is 
    not 
    Kirkpatrick 

    Lando 


    Calrissian . . . 

    Verse 10
    Give me 
    oxy
    gen 

    Give 
    me 
    oxygen 

    Give 
    me 
    oxy
    gen 

    Box 
    o' 
    turds 

    Verse 11
    FZ: That's 
    right, 
    a 
    box 
    o' turds! 

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