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Why Don't You Like Me? chords by Frank Zappa

  • Dm

  • C

  • D

  • F#

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  • Em

  • A

  • Dsus4

Intro 1
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Verse 1
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"He's white, Jim . . . "

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Verse 2
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Why don't you like me?
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Why don't you like me?
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Why don't you like me?
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Am I really that bad?
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HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD
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"I
Verse 3
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think you're a jerk!
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I'm moving from you!"
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"Make me a sandwich."
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"Moving to Venice."
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"I'll be black."
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(Jack! What?)
"Still white, Jim . . . "
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I hate my mother
Verse 4
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I hate my father
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I AM my sister . . .
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And Jermaine is a negro!
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A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!
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"I
Verse 5
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thought he looked good - - what
happened to you?"
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"Please read this pamphlet."
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"I'm so BAD!"
Verse 6
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You take the monkey,
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I'll take the llama,
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We'll have a party: get
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me a Pepsi - -
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Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael - -
I'm so confused now - -
Who is Diana?
Verse 7
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He's oxygenated
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His nose is deflated
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And he thinks he looks
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good to you
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He thinks he looks good to you
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Verse 8
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Ike: Oh, I'm sorry
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. . .
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FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh,
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let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name
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. . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .
Verse 9
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Billy Jean is not Mr. Bob
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Arnold Sil
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vestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
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Billy Jean isn't Arnold
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Silvestri
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Jeanne Kirkpatrick
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. . .
Billy Jean is not Kirkpatrick
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Lando
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Calrissian . . .
Verse 10
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Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
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Give me oxygen
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Box o' turds
Verse 11
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FZ: That's right, a box o' turds!
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