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Why Don't You Like Me? chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Intro 1
Dm
C
Dm
D
F#
G
C
Dm
C
G
Am
Dm
Verse 1
Dm
"He's white, Jim . . . "
Verse 2
C
Am
Why don't you like me?
Dm
C
Why don't you like me?
Dm
G
Why don't you like me?
Dm
Am I really that bad?
G
F
G
F
G
HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD
F
"I
Verse 3
Dm
think you're a jerk!
G
Dm
G
I'm moving from you!"
C
G
Em
"Make me a sandwich."
A
"Moving to Venice."
G
Dm
G
Am
"I'll be black."
Dm
D
G
Dm
(Jack! What?)
"Still white, Jim . . . "
G
I hate my mother
Verse 4
Dm
F
Dm
C
I hate my father
Am
G
I AM my sister . . .
Dm
And Jermaine is a negro!
G
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!
F
"I
Verse 5
Dm
G
thought he looked good - - what
happened to you?"
C
G
Em
"Please read this pamphlet."
G
A
"I'm so BAD!"
Verse 6
Dm
You take the monkey,
F
I'll take the llama,
G
We'll have a party: get
Dm
me a Pepsi - -
F
G
Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael - -
I'm so confused now - -
Who is Diana?
Verse 7
Em
He's oxygenated
Am
A
His nose is deflated
F
Em
And he thinks he looks
F
G
Em
F
good to you
Em
G
F
He thinks he looks good to you
Em
Verse 8
Am
G
Am
G
Dm
Ike: Oh, I'm sorry
G
Am
G
Am
G
. . .
Am
G
Dm
C
Am
Dsus4
C
Am
C
G
A
Am
A
Am
C
Am
Dm
G
Dm
G
Am
G
C
Am
G
FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh,
Dm
G
A
Am
C
G
Am
C
Am
C
Am
G
Am
let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name
G
F
G
Am
G
C
G
Am
G
Am
. . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .
Verse 9
Am
G
Am
G
Am
Billy Jean is not Mr. Bob
Dm
Am
G
Am
A
Arnold Sil
Am
G
F
vestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
G
Dm
Am
Billy Jean isn't Arnold
Dm
Am
Silvestri
G
Am
G
Am
Jeanne Kirkpatrick
Dm
Am
. . .
Billy Jean is not Kirkpatrick
G
Am
G
F
Dm
G
Dm
G
Dm
G
Lando
F
G
Dm
G
Dm
F
Dm
F
Calrissian . . .
Verse 10
F
G
Dm
F
Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
G
Dm
F
G
F
C
G
Give me oxygen
Dm
Box o' turds
Verse 11
Dm
FZ: That's right, a box o' turds!
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