What I Am? chords by Chad Morgan

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Verse 1
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Oh, I'm a happy guy
and I'll tell you why
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Drink, grog and smoke is all I do
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An d for a bit of sport,
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sometimes I'll chase a sort
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And if she's got a mate, I'll woo her too
Boy, am I having fun,
got the sheilas on the run
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They don't know what I'm going to do
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But when I pick up the scent
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and find out which way they went
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Then I'll show them
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sorts of thing or two
Then at last I met a maid who was not afraid
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To kick up a lot of noise and rave
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She had whiskers on her chin,
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boy oh boy could she drink gin
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But she tried to make me her slave
But I'd never make a slave,
I'd curse and swear and rave
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If a woman tried to boss me round
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If she didn't act real meek,
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then I'd break her flamin' beak
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Every time she nagged,
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I'd knock her down
And if she starts to cry,
then I'd punch her in the eye
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No, my friends, I wouldn't fool about
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Then I'd open wide the door,
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skull -drag her across the floor
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And with one swift kick, I'd
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boot her out
How the cheela got my goat,
I coulda gladly cut her throat
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Her face was so sour
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I tell you, it was no fun when she come near
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I had to run or she'd ear -bash me
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hour after hour
But later on she was alright,
we never had a fight
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There hasn't been an angry word said
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Since the night she wrecked the place,
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smashed a teapot in my face
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And  I broke a chair on her head