Welcome To The Internet chords by Bo Burnham
Verse 1
Dm
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Gm
Anything that brain of yours
can think of can be found
F
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
A
If none of it's of interest to you,
Verse 2
you'd be the first
Dm
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Gm
Would you like to see the news
or any famous women's feet?
F
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
A
Just nod or shake your head
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Verse 3
and we'll do the rest
Dm
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights
or tweet a racial slur?
F
Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage
A
We got a million different ways to engage
Verse 4
Dm
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
F
We got movies, and doctors,
and fantasy sports
A
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters
Verse 5
in Harry Potter fucking each
Dm
(other) Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
Gm
'Cause a random guy just kindly
sent you photos of his cock
F
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
A
Don't act surprised, you know you like it,
Verse 6
you whore
Dm
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Gm
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
F
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or D
A
M a girl and groom her
C
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Verse 7
Dm
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Gm
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
F
Which Power Ranger are you?
A
Take this quirky quiz Obama sent
the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Chorus 1
Dm
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything
All of the time
F
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
A
Anything and everything
All of the time
Chorus 2
Dm
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything
All of the time
F
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
A
Anything and everything
Interlude 1
All of the time
Dm
C
Bb
A
Dm
You know,
C
it wasn't wasn't always like this
Bb
A
Bridge 1
Dm
C
Not very long ago
Bb
A
Just before your time
Dm
C
Right before the towers fell,
Bb
A
circa ninety- nine
Gm
Dm
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A
Dm
A chat room or two
Gm
Dm
We set our sights and spent our nights
A
C
Waiting
Bridge 2
F
Dm
For you, you,
Gm
C
insatiable you
F
Dm
Mommy let you use her iPad
Gm
C
You were barely two
Dm
C#aug
And it did all the things
F
Bb
We designed it to do
C
D
Now look at you, oh Look at you, you,
Bridge 3
G
Em
Am
D
you, unstoppable, watchable
G
Em
Your time is now, your inside's out
Am
D
Honey, how you grew
Em
Ebaug
And if we stick together
G
A
Who knows what we'll do
C
D
It was always the plan
B
C
To put the world in your hand
Interlude 2
Em
Em
Em
Em
Hahaha
Em
Em
Em
Em
Verse 8
Em
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
Am
A bit of everything
All of the time
G
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
B
Anything and everything
All of the time
Verse 9
Em
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
Am
A little bit of everything
All of the time
G
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
B
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
Welcome To The Internet
Bo Burnham
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