Welcome To The Internet chords by Bo Burnham (Official Version)
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Verse 1
(D minor) Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
(G minor) Anything that brain of yours
can think of can be found
We've got (F major) mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If (A major) none of it's of interest to you,
Verse 2
you'd be the first
(D minor) Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you (G minor) like to see the news
or any famous women's feet?
There's (F major) no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
(A major) Just nod or shake your head
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Verse 3
and we'll do the rest
(D minor) Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you (G minor) like to fight for civil rights
or tweet a racial slur?
Be (F major) happy, be horny, be bursting with rage
(A major) We got a million different ways to engage
Verse 4
(D minor) Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a (G minor) tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got (F major) movies, and doctors,
and fantasy sports
And a (A major) bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters
Verse 5
in Harry Potter fucking each
(D minor) (other) Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a (G minor) random guy just kindly
sent you photos of his cock
They are (F major) grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
(A major) Don't act surprised, you know you like it,
Verse 6
you whore
(D minor) See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us (G minor) pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a (F major) rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or D
(A major) M a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a (C major) tumor in your
Verse 7
(D minor) Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why (G minor) women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which (F major) Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz O (A major) bama sent
the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Chorus 1
Could I (D minor) interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A (G minor) little bit of everything
All of the time
(F major) Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
(A major) Anything and everything
All of the time
Chorus 2
Could I (D minor) interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A (G minor) little bit of everything
All of the time
(F major) Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
(A major) Anything and everything
Interlude 1
All of the time
(D minor) (Dsus4) (C major) (B flat major) (A major)
(D minor) You know, (Dsus4)
(C major) it wasn't wasn't always like this
(B flat major) (A major)
Bridge 1
(D minor) Not very (Dsus4) (C major) long ago
(B flat major) Just before your time (A major)
(D minor) Right before (Dsus4) the (C major) towers fell,
(B flat major) circa ninety- nine (A major)
This was (G minor) catalogs, (D minor) travel blogs
(A7) A chat room or two (D minor)
We (G minor7) set our sights and (D minor) spent our nights
(A major) Waiting (C7)
Bridge 2
For (F major) you, (D minor) you,
in (G minor) satiable (C major) you
Mommy (F major) let you use her i (D minor) Pad
(G minor) You were barely two (C major)
And it (D minor) did all the things (C sharpaug)
We designed (F/C) it to do (B flat major)
Now look at you, oh (C major) Look at you, (D major) you,
Bridge 3
(G major) you, (E minor) un (A minor7) stoppable, (D7) watchable
Your (G major) time is now, your (E minor) inside's out
(A minor7) Honey, how you grew (D7)
And if (E minor) we stick together (E flataug)
Who knows (G/D) what we'll do (A major)
It was (C major) always the plan (D major)
To put the (B7) world in your hand (C major)
Interlude 2
(E minor) Hahaha (E minor) (E minor) (E minor)
(E minor) (E minor) (E minor) (E minor)
Verse 8
Could I (E minor) interest you in everything?
All of the time
(A minor) A bit of everything
All of the time
(G major) Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
(B major) Anything and everything
All of the time
Verse 9
Could I (E minor) interest you in everything?
All of the time
A (A minor) little bit of everything
All of the time
(G major) Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
(B major) Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
Welcome To The Internet
Bo Burnham
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