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Toolbag ted from birkenhead easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun
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C
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C
Verse 1
I
always
have
been
handy,
I
did a
bit of
do it
myself
Un
til
it knackered my
eyesight
and
comprom
ised
my
health
Then a
geezer
popped
his
napper,
over
the
garden
wall
"Good
day",
he said
"My
name
is
Ted
Can
I be of
any
help
at
all?"
Verse 2
Well
I should
have
said,
"No
ta,
no
thanks,
no
probs"
But
instead
I told
'im all
my
little
job
s
An' now
he's round
my
house
as
soon
as I
walk
out my
door
Rip
pin'
my
missuses
drawer's out
and
banging
on the
bedroom
floor
Verse 3
He's
Tool
bag Ted
from
Birkenhead,
the
randy
handy
man
He
walks
in
when I
walk
out
And does
a
bloody
sight
better
than
ever
I can
When
a
lady
says
"I'm desperate
An' only
your
spanner
will
do"
Old
Ted
he seems
to
understand
He
bolts
'round
at their
command
With his
nuts
held
tightly
in
his hand
Rub
rub,
hammer
hammer,
bang, screw
Interlude 1
Verse 4
Where
does he
get
the
energy?
How
can he
manage
it
all?
He flashes
all
around
the chimney
He
hammers
up
and down
the hall
If a
lady's
got
a problem
That's
been troub
ling her
all day
An ex
pert
prod
with his
dyno- rod
And the problem
goes
away
Mi-
ssis Brown
she
called
him
on
the phone
"Oh please
come
round
my
husbands
not
at home..."
He
re-
arranged
her
portico
And
banged
her
beam
all
day
Stripping
her
chimney
breast
out
And
sticking
in his
R.S.J.
Verse 5
He's
Tool
bag Ted
from
Birkenhead,
the
randy
handy-
man
No job
too
big,
no
job
too small
He'll
be
there
whenever
he can
And if
a damsel
in distress
says
"What
am
I
to
do?"
He
ser
vices
her
every
need
With
charm,
discre
tion,
tact
and speed
And satisfac
tion
guaranteed
Rub
rub,
hammer
hammer,
bang, screw
Verse 6
Look
at that
easy
action!
Look
at
that grace
and style!
As a
general
rule
his
expert
tool
Makes
all
the
ladies
smile
He's
pulling
out
his
plunger
And pumping
fit
to
burst
In the
capable
hands
of
Toolbag Ted
The customer
comes
first
Verse 7
This
merry
Merseysider is al
ways
making
housecalls
The ladies
ring his
number
and
this
randy
handy
scouse
calls
Some
husbands
do
not like
it
when he
does
what
he does
best
But most
let
him get
on
with
it,
they're grate
ful
for
the rest
And
aren't
you
glad,
when an
ex
pert
comes
to
call
And sorts
out
your
old
boiler
and
doesn't
charge
at all?
And
in her
darkest
corners
he
will make
a fi
nal
stand
Halfway
up
her skirting
with his
stopcock
in
his
hand
Tool
bag Ted
from
Birkenhead,
the
Verse 8
randy
handy-
man
A knight
in
shining
overalls
He'll
be
there
whenever
he
can
He
never
leaves
a job
half
done
and
always
sees
it
through
A set
of drawers
might
need
a knob
A
what
sit need
a thingummy
bob
In
fact
he's
always
on
the job
Rub
rub,
hammer
hammer,
bang,
Outro 1
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