Toolbag ted from birkenhead chords by
Ivor Biggun

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Key: G major•

Verse 1

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always have been handy,

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I did a bit of do it myself

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Until it knackered my eyesight and

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compromised my health

Then a geezer popped his napper,

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over the garden wall

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"Good day", he said "My name is Ted

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Can I be of any help at all?"

Verse 2

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Well I should have said, "No ta,

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no thanks, no probs"

But instead I told 'im all

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my little jobs

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An' now he's round my house

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as soon as I walk out my door

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Rippin' my missuses drawer's out

and banging on the bedroom floor

Verse 3

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He's Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead,

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the randy handy man

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He walks in when I walk out

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And does a bloody sight better

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than ever I can

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When a lady says "I'm desperate

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An' only your spanner will do"

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Old Ted he seems to understand

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He bolts 'round at their command

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With his nuts held tightly in his hand

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Rub rub, hammer hammer,

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bang, screw

Interlude 1

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Verse 4

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Where does he get the energy?

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How can he manage it all?

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He flashes all around the chimney

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He hammers up and down the hall

If a lady's got a problem

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That's been troubling her all day

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An expert prod with his

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dyno- rod

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And the problem goes away

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Mi- ssis Brown she called him

on the phone

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"Oh please come round my

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husbands not at home..."

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He re- arranged her portico

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And banged her beam all day

Stripping her chimney breast out

And sticking in his R.S.J.

Verse 5

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He's Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead,

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the randy handy- man

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No job too big, no job too small

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He'll be there whenever he can

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And if a damsel in distress

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says "What am I to do?"

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He services her every need

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With charm, discretion, tact and speed

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And satisfaction guaranteed

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Rub rub, hammer hammer, bang, screw

Verse 6

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Look at that easy action!

Look at that grace and style!

As a general rule his expert tool

Makes all the ladies smile

He's pulling out his plunger

And pumping fit to burst

In the capable hands of

Toolbag Ted

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The customer comes first

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Verse 7

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This merry Merseysider is always

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making housecalls

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The ladies ring his number and this

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randy handy scouse calls

Some husbands do not like it when he

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does what he does best

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But most let him get on with it,

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they're grateful for the rest

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And aren't you glad,

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when an ex pert comes to call

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And sorts out your old boiler and

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doesn't charge at all?

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And in her darkest corners he

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will make a final stand

Halfway up her skirting with his

stopcock in his hand

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Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead, the

Verse 8

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randy handy- man

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A knight in shining overalls

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He'll be there whenever he can

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He never leaves a job half done

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and always sees it through

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A set of drawers might need a knob

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A whatsit need a thingummy bob

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In fact he's always on the job

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Rub rub, hammer hammer, bang,

Outro 1

screw

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