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The Story Of Willy The Pimp chords by 
Frank Zappa
N/A•
Verse 1
D
You son of a bitch,
you did this wrong,
E
you did that wrong, he told me.
Em
E
B
I told him that I did something
Em
and I was happy for doing
it.
D
You know, I'm happy now.
I don't care,
you know, what you think.
E
You're happy.
A
I'm more happy than anyone
E
is here.
Meanwhile,
he's sitting there completely miserable
telling me that he's more happy
B
than the whole house put
together.
E
D
He has more intelligence
A
than the whole house put together.
And he's sitting there with his dumb words,
E
Em
you son of a bitch,
you're a schmuck
A
and you're a schmuck.
D
Nothing, you know,
Em
nice about people.
E
Those old people are shitty to him.
know, and I tried to explain to Isis,
but they're not you know,
D
it's just how you take it
F#m
You call him Willie the pimp.
E
Oh
Because we just imagined him
D
Wait, oh, yeah, the Lido Hotel is perverted
C#m
D
hotel in Coney Island really perverted.
E
So we made up this
C#m
story about my mother
E
Calling up Willie telling him
D
where a woman
E
body shapes are 38, 25,
40 or something like that, some bizarre shape,
blonde hair
and all decked out insanely.
E
And tell him to meet us
in front of the Alita Hotel.
And then what we were gonna do,
D
if he really would do this, like we'll make sure, we'll see him like,
E
you know, casually leave the house at this certain time.
We'll know that,
you know, he's leaving to meet this woman
that's not gonna be there.
D
Then we'll have my mother walk by
E
D
And see how she's going to take it,
right?
You know, like,
E
Stella, what are you doing here?
No, you've got to get away!
You know, how is he going to
tell my mother
E
that he's going to meet this broad or something,
you know?
So we made him a pimp.
Daddy got to pimp my mother off,
then he tried to pimp us off.
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