The Story Of Willy The Pimp chords by Frank Zappa

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Verse 1
D 
You son  (D major) of a bitch,
you did this wrong,
E 
 (E major) you did that wrong, he told me.
Em 
E 
B 
 (E minor) I told him  (E major) that I  (B major) did something
Em 
and I was  (E minor) happy for doing
it.
D 
 (D major) You know, I'm happy now.
I don't care,
you know, what you think.
E 
 (E major) You're happy.
A 
I'm more  (A major) happy than anyone
E 
is  (E major) here.
Meanwhile,
he's sitting there completely miserable
telling me that he's more happy
B 
than the  (B major) whole house put
together.
E 
D 
 (E major) He has more intelli (D major) gence
A 
than the whole  (A major) house put together.
And he's sitting there with his dumb words,
E 
Em 
 (E major) you son of  (E minor) a bitch,
you're a schmuck
A 
 (A major) and you're a schmuck.
D 
Noth (D major) ing, you know,
Em 
nice  (E minor) about people.
E 
 (E major) Those old people are shitty to him.
know, and I tried to explain to Isis,
but they're not you know,
D 
 (D major) it's just how you take it
F#m 
You call him Willie  (F sharp minor) the pimp.
E 
 (E major) Oh
Because we just imagined him
D 
Wait, oh, yeah, the Lido Hotel is  (D major) perverted
C#m 
D 
hotel in Coney  (C sharp minor) Island really  (D major) perverted.
E 
So  (E major) we made up this
C#m 
story about my mother  (C sharp minor) 
E 
 (E major) Calling up Willie telling him
D 
 (D major) where a woman
E 
 (E major) body shapes are 38, 25,
40 or something like that, some bizarre shape,
blonde hair
and all decked out insanely.
E 
 (E major) And tell him to meet us
in front of the Alita Hotel.
And then what we were gonna do,
D 
if he really would do this, like we'll make sure,  (D major) we'll see him like,
E 
you know,  (E major) casually leave the house at this certain time.
We'll know that,
you know, he's leaving to meet this woman
that's not gonna be there.
D 
 (D major) Then we'll have my mother walk by
E 
D 
 (E major) And see  (D major) how she's going to take it,
right?
You know, like,
E 
Stella, what are you  (E major) doing here?
No, you've got to get away!
You know, how is he going to
tell my mother
E 
that he's going to meet this  (E major) broad or something,
you know?
So we made him a pimp.
Daddy got to pimp my mother off,
then he tried to pimp us off.