The Mule Session
The Mule Session

The Mule Session easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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    • Verse 1
    My 
    girlfriend 
    left 
    me for 

    a seven 
    foot 
    Indian 

    My 
    grandma 
    hung 
    herself 
    on 

    a tree 
    in the Caribbean 

    My 
    sister's 
    on 
    the dope 
    and my 
    brother 

    always 
    picks 
    his nose 

    And 
    Daddy's 
    only 
    happy 
    when he's 

    wearing 
    Mama's 
    pantyhose, yeah 

    I 
    just 
    lost my 
    job 
    to 
    a God 
    damn 
    robot 

    (Good times!) 

    Then my 
    dog 
    got in 
    the freeze 
    box, 

    he ate 
    everything 
    I 
    got 
    But 
    I've 
    got 
    my 
    mule 

    He's 
    a very, 
    very 
    nice 
    mule 

    He walks 
    with 
    me home 
    from 

    school 

    Cause he's a 
    very, 

    very 
    nice 
    mule 

    When he was 
    a baby 
    my mother 
    fed him 
    gruel 
    Verse 2


    But now 
    he prefers 
    to 
    dine on 
    his own 
    stool 

    He 
    always 
    philosophizes with 
    the 
    rab

    bis 
    after 
    shul 

    Cause he's a very, 

    very 
    pious 
    mule 

    When he sees 
    a picture of a carrot 
    he 
    has a tend
    ency 
    Verse 3

    to druel 

    On Halloween 
    he tries 
    to 
    scare me 

    by dressing up as 
    a 
    ghoul 

    He once 
    challenged someone 

    who stole my 
    hat 
    to a duel 

    Cause 
    he's a very, 
    very 
    Old school 
    mule 

    Verse 4
    A 
    needle- nosed 
    plier is 

    his favorite 
    tool 

    He lifeguards 
    on a volunteer 
    basis 

    and the Rec. Center 
    pool 

    When 
    I break down 
    on the side of the road 

    he shows 
    up with 
    unleaded fuel 

    He's a devoted 
    fan 
    of 
    Ms. Paula 
    Abdul 

    And 
    also approves 
    of the 
    re
    cent 
    makeover of former 
    Verse 5

    folkie Jewel 

    (Coughing) 

    When I told him Halle 
    Berry's husband cheated 
    he just 

    shook his head and 
    said to himself 'what 
    a 
    fool' 

    Cause he's a very, 
    very 
    monogamous 
    mule 

    Verse 6
    (Snoring) Porkchop! Wake 

    up, man, the session's 
    not over! 

    After several 
    well- publicized 
    arrests for public urination 

    he 
    now drinks exclusively 
    O'Doul 

    And 
    every year he puts 
    on a presentation 
    at the 

    Boys Club 
    to show kids smoking 
    isn't 
    cool 

    His favorite 
    Elvis song 
    is 
    'Don't be 

    Cruel', no it's 'Hound 
    Dog' 

    I was just kidding 
    you 


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