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The Mule Session chords by 
Adam Sandler
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Verse 1
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My girlfriend left me for
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a seven foot Indian
My grandma hung herself on
a tree in the Caribbean
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My sister's on the dope and my brother
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always picks his nose
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And Daddy's only happy when he's
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wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah
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I just lost my job to a God damn robot
F#m
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(Good times!)
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Then my dog got in the freeze box,
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he ate everything I got But I've got my mule
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He's a very, very nice mule
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He walks with me home from
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school
Cause he's a very,
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very nice mule
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When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel
Verse 2
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But now he prefers to dine on his own stool
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He always philosophizes with the rab
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bis after shul
Cause he's a very,
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very pious mule
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When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency
Verse 3
to druel
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On Halloween he tries to scare me
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by dressing up as a ghoul
He once challenged someone
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who stole my hat to a duel
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Cause he's a very, very Old school mule
Verse 4
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A needle- nosed plier is
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his favorite tool
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He lifeguards on a volunteer basis
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and the Rec. Center pool
When I break down on the side of the road
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he shows up with unleaded fuel
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He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul
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And also approves of the re cent makeover of former
Verse 5
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folkie Jewel
(Coughing)
When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just
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shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool'
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Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule
Verse 6
(Snoring) Porkchop! Wake
up, man, the session's not over!
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After several well- publicized arrests for public urination
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he now drinks exclusively O'Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the
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Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool
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His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be
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Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog'
I was just kidding you
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