The Mule Session chords by Adam Sandler
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Verse 1
My (D major) girlfriend left me for
a seven foot Indian (G major) (D major)
My grandma hung herself on
a tree in the Caribbean
My (G major) sister's on the dope and my (D major) brother
always picks his nose (G major) (D major) (G major)
(D major) And Daddy's only happy when he's
wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah (G major)
(D major) I (A major) just lost my job to a God damn robot
(F sharp minor) (A major) (Good times!)
Then my (D major) dog got in the freeze box,
he ate everything I got (G major) (D major) But I've (G major) got my mule (D major)
He's a very, (G major) very nice (D major) mule
He walks with me home (G major) from
(D major) school
Cause he's a very,
(G major) very nice (D major) mule
When he was a baby (G major) my mother fed him (D major) gruel
Verse 2
But now he prefers to (G major) dine on his own stool (D major)
He always philosophizes with the (G major) rab
bis after (D major) shul
Cause he's a very,
(G major) very pious (D major) mule
When he sees a picture of a carrot he (G major) has a tend (D major) ency
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Verse 3
to druel
On Halloween he tries to (G major) scare me
by dressing up as a (D major) ghoul
He once challenged someone
who stole my (G major) hat (D major) to a duel
Cause he's a very, (G major) very (D major) Old school mule
Verse 4
A needle- nosed (G major) plier is
his favorite (D major) tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer (G major) basis
and the Rec. Center (D major) pool
When I break down on the side of the road
(G major) he shows up with (D major) unleaded fuel
He's a devoted fan of (G major) Ms. Paula (D major) Abdul
And also approves of the (G major) re cent makeover of former
Verse 5
(D major)
folkie Jewel
(Coughing)
When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just
(G major) shook his head and said to himself 'what (D major) a fool'
Cause he's a very, very (G major) monogamous (D major) mule
Verse 6
(Snoring) Porkchop! Wake
up, man, the session's not over!
(D major) After several well- publicized arrests for public urination
he (G major) now drinks exclusively (D major) O'Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the
(G major) Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't (D major) cool
His favorite Elvis song is (G major) 'Don't be
(D major) Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog'
I was just kidding you
The Mule Session
Adam Sandler
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