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The Bad Touch original guitar chords by
Bloodhound Gang
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1999•Alternative•1.5K views•
5.0 (1)
Key: C minor•
Intro 1

Haha, well now

We call this the act of mating

But there are several other

very important differences

Between human beings and animals

that you should know about


(I'd appreciate your input)
Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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Ab
Ab
4

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Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
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Ab
Ab
4

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Verse 1
Cm
Cm
3

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Sweat baby, sweat baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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sex is a Texas drought
Bb
Bb

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Me and you do the kind of stuff
Ab
Ab
4

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that only Prince would sing about
Cm
Cm
3

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So put your hands down my pants
Eb
Eb
6

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and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Bb
Bb

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Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
Ab
Ab
4

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And you're getting two thumbs up
Cm
Cm
3

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You've had enough of two-hand touch
Eb
Eb
6

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You want it rough, you're out of bounds
Bb
Bb

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I want you smothered, want you covered
Ab
Ab
4

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Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Cm
Cm
3

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Comin' quicker than FedEx,

never reaching apex
Eb
Eb
6

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Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Bb
Bb

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To make me rise an hour early
Ab
Ab
4

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just like Daylight Savings Time
Chorus 1

(Do it now)
Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)
Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel
Interlude 1

(Gettin' horny now)
Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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Ab
Ab
4

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Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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Ab
Ab
4

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Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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Ab
Ab
4

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Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
Bb

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Ab
Ab
4

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Verse 2
Cm
Cm
3

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Love, the kind you clean up
Eb
Eb
6

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with a mop and bucket
Bb
Bb

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Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
Ab
Ab
4

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only God knows where we stuck it
Cm
Cm
3

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Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific,
Eb
Eb
6

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I wanna be down in your South Seas
Bb
Bb

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But I got this notion

that the motion of your ocean
Ab
Ab
4

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Means small craft advisory
Cm
Cm
3

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So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5,
Eb
Eb
6

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you sunk my battleship
Bb
Bb

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Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee
Ab
Ab
4

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with an automatic drip
Cm
Cm
3

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So show me yours, I'll show you mine,

"Tool Time"
Eb
Eb
6

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You'll Lovett just like Lyle
Bb
Bb

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And then we'll do it doggy style
Ab
Ab
4

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So we can both watch X-Files

(Do it now)
Chorus 2

Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)
Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel
Interlude 2

(Gettin' horny now)
Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
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Ab
Ab
4

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Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
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Bb
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Ab
Ab
4

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Chorus 3
Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)
Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel
Chorus 4

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Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)
Cm
Cm
3

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You and me, baby,
Eb
Eb
6

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ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
Bb

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So let's do it like they do
Ab
Ab
4

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on the Discovery Channel
Outro 1

(Gettin' horny now)
Cm
Cm
3

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Eb
Eb
6

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Bb
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Ab
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[Repeat and fade]

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • Cm

    3

  • Eb

    6

  • Bb

  • Ab

    4

Capo: 0

Transpose: 0

0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang is C minor.

The primary chords used in The Bad Touch are Cm, Eb, Bb, Ab.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 3 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like Cm, Eb, Bb, Ab, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

If the simplified chords are too easy, you can visit the original chords page for a more advanced arrangement.

The tempo of The Bad Touch is approximately 123 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of The Bad Touch using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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