The Bad Touch chords by Bloodhound Gang (Official Version)
Intro 1
Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
very important differences
Between human beings and animals
that you should know about
(I'd appreciate your input)
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Verse 1
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Sweat baby, sweat baby,
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sex is a Texas drought
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Me and you do the kind of stuff
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that only Prince would sing about
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So put your hands down my pants
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and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
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Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
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And you're getting two thumbs up
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You've had enough of two-hand touch
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You want it rough, you're out of bounds
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I want you smothered, want you covered
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Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
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Comin' quicker than FedEx,
never reaching apex
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Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
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To make me rise an hour early
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just like Daylight Savings Time
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Chorus 1
(Do it now)
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You and me, baby,
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ain't nothin' but mammals
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So let's do it like they do
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on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
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You and me, baby,
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ain't nothin' but mammals
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So let's do it like they do
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on the Discovery Channel
Interlude 1
(Gettin' horny now)
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Verse 2
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Love, the kind you clean up
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with a mop and bucket
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Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
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only God knows where we stuck it
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Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific,
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I wanna be down in your South Seas
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But I got this notion
that the motion of your ocean
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Means small craft advisory
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So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5,
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you sunk my battleship
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Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee
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with an automatic drip
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So show me yours, I'll show you mine,
"Tool Time"
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You'll Lovett just like Lyle
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And then we'll do it doggy style
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So we can both watch X-Files
(Do it now)
Chorus 2
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You and me, baby,
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ain't nothin' but mammals
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So let's do it like they do
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on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Cm
You and me, baby,
Eb
ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
So let's do it like they do
Ab
on the Discovery Channel
Interlude 2
(Gettin' horny now)
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Chorus 3
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You and me, baby,
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ain't nothin' but mammals
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So let's do it like they do
Ab
on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Cm
You and me, baby,
Eb
ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
So let's do it like they do
Ab
on the Discovery Channel
Chorus 4
(Do it now)
Cm
You and me, baby,
Eb
ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
So let's do it like they do
Ab
on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Cm
You and me, baby,
Eb
ain't nothin' but mammals
Bb
So let's do it like they do
Ab
on the Discovery Channel
Outro 1
(Gettin' horny now)
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[Repeat and fade]
The Bad Touch
Bloodhound Gang
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