The Amazing Willy Wanker chords by Adam Sandler
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Intro 1
(G major) (C major) (E minor) (F major)
(F minor) (B flat major)
Verse 1
When (C major) I
was just a little wee lad
I (E minor) hopped on the lap of my
dear old dad
(F major) Something jumped and poked me good
(F minor) 'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
A (C major) little tin soldier's marchin by
(E minor) Ser geant major unzips his fly
Pull (F major) s his weapon from
his camouflage pants
Slaps (F minor) away til it starts to dance
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Verse 2
A shoot (G major) in star's above my bed
(F major) Changin colors of my mushroom head
A (G major) rainbow jizz flys across the room
(F major) Little white spermies meet
Verse 3
their doom
(C major) (Ah!) The (Gsus4) (G major) (F major) amazing
Willy (C major) (G major) (F major) (C major) Wanker!
(Aaaah!) The (G major) (F major) amazing Willy (C major) Wanker!
And my (G major) (F major) scrotum sack
he says (A minor) (G major)
(F major) Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Verse 4
(C major) Little green men from outer space
(E minor) Here to exterminate the human race
(F major) Drop their ray guns and
retreat to their ships
When (F minor) marshmallow sauce
squirts from me tip
Like a (C major) knight of olden Camelot
The (E minor) goo takes off like an arrow
shot (F major)
Gwynevere drops to her
knees and begs
For the (F minor) spittin dragon between me legs
Verse 5
I'm (G major) using my thing for what it's for
(F major) Gentle knock upon me door
Mumsy (G major) drops her cup of tea
When she (F major) sees my wank standing
Verse 6
tall and free
(C major) (Ah!) The (G major) (F major) one and only Willy (C major) (G major)
(F major) Wanker (C major) !
(Aaaaah!) Here comes (G major) (F major)
Willy (C major) (G major) (F major) Wanker!
And my marble sack he says
(A minor) (G major)
(F major) Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Verse 7
Rasberry scones and (F major) marmalade! (G major)
(F major) Squeezing my squid in the
evening shine! (A minor)
Visions of (F major) mermaids in (A minor) (F major) the sky!
Shooting (A minor) my (E minor) load in me (F major) own left eye!
Verse 8
(C major) Gramps was a hero in the first World (G major) War
(E minor) But he ain't got no (G major) dick no more
(A minor) Comes home (F major) smokin
from the (G major) corner pub
Makes (F minor) poor old (C major) Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like
a big bass drum
(E minor) Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
The (F major) Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
(F minor) Time to clean up with the washroom
towel
(C major) (G major)
Verse 9
(F major)
(Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy (C major) Wanker
, yeah! (G major) (F major) (C major) (G major) (F major)
(Ah!) The lonely Willy
(C major) (G major) (F major) Wanker!
And my wrinkled sack he
says (A minor) (G major)
(F major) Lalalalalala, tickle me!
The Amazing Willy Wanker
Adam Sandler
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