The Amazing Willy Wanker chords by Adam Sandler

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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When I
was just a little wee lad
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I hopped on the lap of my
dear old dad
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Something jumped and poked me good
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'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
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A little tin soldier's marchin by
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Ser geant major unzips his fly
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Pulls his weapon from
his camouflage pants
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Slaps away til it starts to dance

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Verse 2

A shootin star's above my bed

Changin colors of my mushroom head

A rainbow jizz flys across the room

Little white spermies meet

Verse 3
their doom
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(Ah!) The amazing
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Willy Wanker!
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(Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
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And my scrotum sack
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he says
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Lalalalalala, tickle me!

Verse 4
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Little green men from outer space
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Here to exterminate the human race
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Drop their ray guns and
retreat to their ships
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When marshmallow sauce
squirts from me tip
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Like a knight of olden Camelot
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The goo takes off like an arrow
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shot
Gwynevere drops to her
knees and begs
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For the spittin dragon between me legs

Verse 5

I'm using my thing for what it's for

Gentle knock upon me door

Mumsy drops her cup of tea

When she sees my wank standing

Verse 6
tall and free
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(Ah!) The one and only Willy
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Wanker!
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(Aaaaah!) Here comes
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Willy Wanker!
And my marble sack he says
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Lalalalalala, tickle me!

Verse 7
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Rasberry scones and marmalade!
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Squeezing my squid in the
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evening shine!
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Visions of mermaids in the sky!
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Shooting my load in me own left eye!

Verse 8
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Gramps was a hero in the first World War
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But he ain't got no dick no more
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Comes home smokin
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from the corner pub
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Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like
a big bass drum
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Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
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The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
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Time to clean up with the washroom
towel
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Verse 9
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(Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy Wanker
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, yeah!
(Ah!) The lonely Willy
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Wanker!
And my wrinkled sack he
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says
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Lalalalalala, tickle me!