The Amazing Willy Wanker
The Amazing Willy Wanker

The Amazing Willy Wanker easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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  • G

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  • Em

  • F

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  • Gsus4

  • Am

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  • F

  • Fm

  • Bb

  • Gsus4

  • Am

    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    When 
    I 

    was 
    just 
    a 
    little 
    wee 
    lad 

    I 
    hopped 
    on the 
    lap 
    of my 

    dear 
    old 
    dad 

    Something 
    jumped 
    and 
    poked 
    me good 

    'That' he 
    said 
    'just 
    me morning 
    wood' 

    A 
    little 
    tin soldier's 
    marchin 
    by 

    Ser
    geant 
    major 
    unzips his 
    fly 

    Pull
    s his 
    weapon 
    from 

    his camouflage 
    pants 

    Slaps 
    away 
    til it 
    starts 
    to dance 

    Verse 2
    A shoot
    in 
    star's 
    above 
    my 
    bed 

    Changin 
    colors 
    of my 
    mushroom 
    head 

    A 
    rainbow 
    jizz flys 
    across 
    the room 

    Little 
    white 
    spermies meet 

    Verse 3
    their 
    doom 

    (Ah!) The 
    amazing 

    Willy 
    Wanker! 

    (Aaaah!) The 
    amazing 
    Willy 
    Wanker! 

    And 
    my 
    scrotum 
    sack 

    he says 

    Lalalalalala, tickle 
    me! 

    Verse 4
    Little 
    green 
    men 
    from 
    outer 
    space 

    Here 
    to exterminate 
    the 
    human 
    race 

    Drop 
    their ray 
    guns 
    and 

    retreat 
    to their 
    ships 

    When 
    marshmallow 
    sauce 

    squirts 
    from 
    me tip 

    Like 
    a 
    knight 
    of 
    olden 
    Camelot 

    The 
    goo 
    takes 
    off 
    like an 
    arrow 

    shot 

    Gwynevere drops 
    to her 

    knees 
    and begs 

    For the 
    spittin 
    dragon 
    between 
    me 
    legs 

    Verse 5
    I'm 
    using 
    my 
    thing 
    for 
    what it's 
    for 

    Gentle 
    knock 
    upon 
    me door 

    Mumsy 
    drops 
    her cup 
    of tea 

    When 
    she 
    sees 
    my 
    wank 
    standing 

    Verse 6
    tall 
    and 
    free 

    (Ah!) The 
    one 
    and 
    only 
    Willy 

    Wanker
    ! 

    (Aaaaah!) Here comes 

    Willy 
    Wanker! 

    And my 
    marble 
    sack he 
    says 


    Lalalalalala, tickle 
    me! 

    Verse 7
    Rasberry scones 
    and 
    marmalade! 

    Squeezing 
    my 
    squid 
    in the 

    evening 
    shine! 

    Visions 
    of 
    mermaids 
    in 
    the sky! 

    Shooting 
    my 
    load 
    in me 
    own 
    left 
    eye! 

    Verse 8
    Gramps 
    was 
    a hero 
    in the 
    first 
    World 
    War 

    But 
    he ain't 
    got 
    no 
    dick 
    no 
    more 

    Comes 
    home 
    smokin 

    from the 
    corner 
    pub 

    Makes 
    poor 
    old 
    Gram
    sy kiss 
    his 
    nub 

    The 
    world 
    spins 
    around 
    like 

    a big 
    bass 
    drum 

    Nanny 
    pops 
    a pinkie 
    in the 
    generals 
    bum 

    The 
    Irish 
    dance 
    and the 
    Scotsmem howl 

    Time 
    to 
    clean 
    up with the 
    washroom 

    towel 

    Verse 9

    (Ah, yeah!) It's only 
    Willy 
    Wanker

    , yeah! 

    (Ah!) The 
    lonely 
    Willy 

    Wanker! 

    And my 
    wrinkled 
    sack he 

    says 

    Lalalalalala, tickle 
    me! 


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