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The Amazing Willy Wanker chords by 
Adam Sandler
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Intro 1
G
C
Em
F
Fm
Bb
Verse 1
C
When I
was just a little wee lad
Em
I hopped on the lap of my
dear old dad
F
Something jumped and poked me good
Fm
'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
C
A little tin soldier's marchin by
Em
Ser geant major unzips his fly
F
Pulls his weapon from
his camouflage pants
Fm
Slaps away til it starts to dance
Verse 2
G
A shootin star's above my bed
F
Changin colors of my mushroom head
G
A rainbow jizz flys across the room
F
Little white spermies meet
Verse 3
their doom
C
Gsus4
G
F
(Ah!) The amazing
C
G
F
C
Willy Wanker!
G
F
C
(Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
G
F
And my scrotum sack
Am
G
he says
F
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Verse 4
C
Little green men from outer space
Em
Here to exterminate the human race
F
Drop their ray guns and
retreat to their ships
Fm
When marshmallow sauce
squirts from me tip
C
Like a knight of olden Camelot
Em
The goo takes off like an arrow
F
shot
Gwynevere drops to her
knees and begs
Fm
For the spittin dragon between me legs
Verse 5
G
I'm using my thing for what it's for
F
Gentle knock upon me door
G
Mumsy drops her cup of tea
F
When she sees my wank standing
Verse 6
tall and free
C
G
F
C
G
(Ah!) The one and only Willy
F
C
Wanker!
G
F
(Aaaaah!) Here comes
C
G
F
Willy Wanker!
And my marble sack he says
Am
G
F
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Verse 7
F
G
Rasberry scones and marmalade!
F
Squeezing my squid in the
Am
evening shine!
F
Am
F
Visions of mermaids in the sky!
Am
Em
F
Shooting my load in me own left eye!
Verse 8
C
G
Gramps was a hero in the first World War
Em
G
But he ain't got no dick no more
Am
F
Comes home smokin
G
from the corner pub
Fm
C
Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like
a big bass drum
Em
Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
F
The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
Fm
Time to clean up with the washroom
towel
C
G
Verse 9
F
C
(Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy Wanker
G
F
C
G
F
, yeah!
(Ah!) The lonely Willy
C
G
F
Wanker!
And my wrinkled sack he
Am
G
says
F
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
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