Take It On Out The Door chords by Grandpa Jones, The Delmore Brothers

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Verse 1
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Take it
on out the door.
Don't fool with me no more.
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I can't be bothered from now on,
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so take it on out the door.
Hey, Grandpa,
what's this we're singing about?
Well, I had a little trouble one time
and I'd like to tell you about it.
Well, I'd like to hear about it.
All right, here we go.
I once lived in a boarding house
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on Central Avenue
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All they ever had to eat
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was a dish that they called stew
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The boarders all looked puty
from that stew diet every day
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When the cook brought in that awful dish,
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I heard somebody say
Take it on out the door,
don't bring me any more
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I'd rather smell Limburger cheese,
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so take it on out the door
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Well, play it, Rave.
Rave,
did you ever have any kind of trouble?
I had a little bit one time.
Well, will you tell us about it?
I sure will, Grandpa. right.
I was feeling kind of low one day
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and stopped in at a place.
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The man behind the little bar
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had a kind and smiling face.
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He poured me out a drink of stuff.
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He said it tasted swell
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But when I finally got my breath
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Then I began to yell
Take it on out the door
It's burned me to the core
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My throat is dry like an old bar fly
So take it on out the door
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There, Henry
Alton,
didn't you ever have
any kind of trouble?
Women Women?
Oh, oh Women
Boy, you've had women
trouble a long time,
ain't you?
Yeah, this is about the worst deal
I ever had, It is?
Well, tell us about it right now, will you?
A little poetry, yeah, a little verse. right.
I met a pretty girl,
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her face was packed with youth
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She had such golden curly hair,
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her teeth were pearly too
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When we got wed,
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I soon found out some things I didn't know
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When she removed her hair and teeth,
I hollered, no, no, no
Take it on out the door,
I've seen too much for sure
Hey, I found out, Sal, you're just half a gal
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So take it on out the door