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Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White easy guitar chords by 
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Intro 1
D
A
G
A
Bb
C
D
Doctor,
Verse 1
every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me,
tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin'
in my underwear
F
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
Bb
My lips fall off and everybody
starts to stare
A
Donuts and hot dogs are
Bb
A
flying everywhere
Verse 2
D
Now Doctor, wait a minute,
you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I
won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by
these Russian spies
F
They give me some velcro, and
an order of fries
Bb
Suddenly I'm bowling on
the Starship Enterprise
A
Bb
A
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
Verse 3
G
I am stuck in a closet
Bb
D
with Vanna White
G
I'm stuck in a closet
Bb
with Vanna White
A
Bb
Night after night after night after night
A
D
All right!
Verse 4
D
Doctor, won't you tell me,
am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something
wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church
when I meet a dinosaur
F
Try to run, but my feet have
been nailed to the floor
Bb
Then a midget pushes me
through a revolving door
A
And I'm back in the very same
Bb
A
place I was before
Verse 5
G
Now I'm stuck in a closet
Bb
D
with Vanna White
G
I'm stuck in a closet
Bb
with Vanna White
A
Bb
A
Night after night after night after night
Verse 6
G
And I can't bust out and
F
I can't break free
D
And it's gettin' just a little
too stuffy here for me
G
And I can't go home and
F
I can't get loose
D
And I try to escape but it's just no use
G
And I can't
Verse 7
ever leave
F
and I can't ever win
D
And we're runnin' outta air
and the walls are closin' in
G
And I can't go back and
F
I can't get through
A
But Vanna since you're here,
Bb
A
D
why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
Verse 8
D
Come on Vanna, come on!
F
Ow,
Bb
A
Bb
A
G
Bb
A
D
G
A
Bb
A
C
A
D
Verse 9
buhhh
D
Doctor, all those crazy dreams
have started again
That's right,
I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work
but I forgot my address
F
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Bb
Then some slimy alien
jumps out of my chest
A
And I'm falling and falling
Bb
A
and I guess you know the rest
Verse 10
G
I am stuck in a closet
Bb
D
with Vanna White
G
Bb
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
A
Bb
A
Night after night after night after night
Verse 11
G
I am stuck in a closet
Bb
D
with Vanna White
G
Bb
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
A
N- n- n- night after night after
Bb
A
night night night
Verse 12
G
Bb
D
Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya- ya ya- ya,
ya- ya, ya, ya- ya)
G
Bb
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
A
Bb
Night after night after night after night
A
G
I am stuck
Verse 13
Bb
in a closet with Vanna White
D
(ya- ya ya- ya ya- ya ya- ya)
G
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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