Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Intro 1
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Doctor,
Verse 1
every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me,
tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin'
in my underwear
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Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
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My lips fall off and everybody
starts to stare
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Donuts and hot dogs are
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flying everywhere
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Verse 2
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Now Doctor, wait a minute,
you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I
won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by
these Russian spies
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They give me some velcro, and
an order of fries
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Suddenly I'm bowling on
the Starship Enterprise
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I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
Verse 3
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I am stuck in a closet
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with Vanna White
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I'm stuck in a closet
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with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
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All right!
Verse 4
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Doctor, won't you tell me,
am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something
wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church
when I meet a dinosaur
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Try to run, but my feet have
been nailed to the floor
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Then a midget pushes me
through a revolving door
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And I'm back in the very same
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place I was before
Verse 5
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Now I'm stuck in a closet
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with Vanna White
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I'm stuck in a closet
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with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
Verse 6
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And I can't bust out and
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I can't break free
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And it's gettin' just a little
too stuffy here for me
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And I can't go home and
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I can't get loose
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And I try to escape but it's just no use
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And I can't
Verse 7
ever leave
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and I can't ever win
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And we're runnin' outta air
and the walls are closin' in
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And I can't go back and
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I can't get through
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But Vanna since you're here,
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why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
Verse 8
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Come on Vanna, come on!
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Ow,
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Verse 9
buhhh
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Doctor, all those crazy dreams
have started again
That's right,
I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work
but I forgot my address
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I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
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Then some slimy alien
jumps out of my chest
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And I'm falling and falling
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and I guess you know the rest
Verse 10
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I am stuck in a closet
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with Vanna White
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
Verse 11
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I am stuck in a closet
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with Vanna White
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Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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N- n- n- night after night after
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night night night
Verse 12
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Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya- ya ya- ya,
ya- ya, ya, ya- ya)
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
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I am stuck
Verse 13
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in a closet with Vanna White
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(ya- ya ya- ya ya- ya ya- ya)
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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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