Smoking & Saddam Hussein chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
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Can't smoke to (A flat major) night, which...
I'm a lot funnier when the nicotine
hits.
Can't smoke in Kentucky.
If you can't smoke in Kentucky,
where the hell can you smoke?
Everybody's down on tobacco.
Greatest four men of World War
II smoked.
Roosevelt smoked,
Churchill smoked,
Eisenhower smoked,
Douglas MacArthur smoked.
Tobacco won World War II.
Then we start smoking reefer in Vietnam,
got our ass wet in that one.
We're going to win this next one though,
because we're smoking crack now, I mean, we're going to rape,
rob, pillage, steal, shoot, plunder,
and steal stereos better than we ever
have.
We may not whoop Hussein,
but he won't have shit to listen to when
it's over.
There's no missiles in the palace?
Well, grab that tinwood,
will ya?
Everybody wonders why
these Arabs
got such a bad attitude,
because their music sucks. That's why.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Doesn't make you want to cut your wrist,
strap on dynamite
and drive into an embassy somewhere.
Ah, ah, ah.