100 things to remember
100 things to remember

100 things to remember easy guitar chords by Tim Wilson

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  • Verse 1

    had a crazy 
    uncle 
    that 

    was on 
    his 
    deathbed 
    a long 
    time 
    ago, 

    he said 
    "BOY... 
    there's 
    hundred 

    thing
    s in 
    life 
    every 
    man 
    needs 
    to 
    know 
    to 

    sur
    vive... 
    and here's 

    39 of em'" 

    Verse 2

    a vir
    gin 
    don't 
    never 
    drive 
    z- 
    28 

    never 
    bet 
    the 
    ranch 
    on 
    your 
    prostate 

    if 
    it's 
    got 
    an 
    adams 
    apple 

    its 
    probley a 
    man 

    never 
    trust 
    gay 
    gypsy 
    with 

    the 
    palm 
    of 
    your 
    hand 

    Verse 3
    she 
    didn't 
    accidently 
    get 
    good 
    in 
    bed 

    you 
    can't 
    join 
    church 
    if 
    your 
    already 
    dead 

    work 
    uniform 
    ain't 
    totally 
    nude 

    brim 
    and 
    bass 
    ain't 
    seafood 

    when 
    theres 
    Verse 4
    guns 
    in 
    the 
    house 

    one 
    better 
    be 
    yours 

    don't 
    be 
    naked 
    next 
    to 
    any 
    fishin' 
    lures 

    if 
    theres 
    girl 
    scout 
    cookies 

    she's 
    little 
    too 
    young 

    if 
    you 
    say 
    do... 
    be 
    the 
    ugly 
    one 

    don't 
    Verse 5
    ever 
    let 
    bald 
    man 

    borry 
    your 
    comb 

    never 
    play 
    strip 
    poker 
    in 

    nursin' 
    home 

    don't 
    blame 
    your 
    pall 
    bearers 

    cuz 
    they 
    don't 
    show 

    if 
    your 
    buried 
    in 
    the 
    middle 

    of 
    the 
    super 
    bowl 

    Verse 6
    let 
    people 
    borry 
    money 
    they'll 

    leave 
    you 
    alone 

    never 
    fry 
    bacon 
    without 
    a shirt 
    on 

    never 
    spray 
    water 
    on 
    hornets 
    nest 

    woman 
    rarely 
    aces 
    the 
    drivers 
    test 

    the 
    Verse 7
    sign 
    probly 
    don't 

    really 
    mean 
    massage 

    never 
    threaten 
    anybody 
    in 
    camoflauge 

    say you 
    love 
    her 
    til 
    she 
    lays 

    down 
    the 
    butcher 
    knife 

    never 
    put 
    the move 
    on 
    the 
    bosses 
    wife 

    Verse 8
    she's 
    messin' 
    round 
    on 
    ya 

    if 
    yer 
    briefs 
    don't 
    fit 

    never 
    trust 
    hitch- 
    hiker 
    to 
    babysit 

    Cosmo's 
    never 
    in 
    happy 
    home 

    you 
    can't 
    cut 
    a deal 
    with 
    kidney 
    stone 

    Verse 9
    politician 
    ain't 
    got 
    an 
    HMO 

    washin' her 
    hair 
    means 
    she 

    don't 
    wanna 
    go 

    don't 
    ri
    dicule 
    biker 

    bout' his 
    ta
    too 

    you 
    been 
    married 
    nine 
    times... 

    Verse 10
    hell 
    maybe 
    its 
    you 

    Doom 
    ain't 
    the same 
    as 
    donkey 
    kong 

    if 
    he's 
    wearing 
    high 
    heels 

    you mighta 
    raised 
    him 
    wrong 

    the 
    clinic 
    ain't 
    the 
    best 
    place 

    to 
    pick 
    up 
    dates 

    don't 
    rent 
    room 
    from 

    man 
    named 
    Bates 

    Verse 11
    a tank 
    tops 
    never 
    on 
    billionaire 

    Stevie 
    Ray 
    Vaughn 
    missed 

    note 
    here 
    and 
    there 

    how 
    many 
    get 
    to 
    heaven 
    noone 
    knows 

    but 
    hell 
    will 
    be 
    asses 
    and 

    elbows 

    Verse 12
    and 
    then he 
    died... 
    crazy 
    fool 
    rolled 
    over 

    an
    d DIED! 
    and 
    nev
    er did 
    tell 
    me 

    what 
    them 
    other 
    61 th
    ings 
    were... 

    so if 
    anybody 
    out 
    there 
    knows... 
    how 

    bout 
    gettin' 
    ahold 
    of 
    me 
    at 
    tim 
    wilson 
    dot 
    net 

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