Sid & Alex
Sid & Alex

Sid & Alex easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

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Capo
  • G

  • D

  • A

  • C

  • F#m

    2
  • G

  • D

  • A

  • C

  • F#m

    2
  • Verse 1
    (Telephone rings) 

    I'll be up in a few! 
    Hello? 

    Hey, Sid, 
    it's Alex. Just 
    callin to wish ya a happy 
    birthday, 

    man. 

    Alex, 
    Alex, 
    thank you, 
    thank you, 

    thank you, 
    thank you 

    For remembering, 
    thank you. 

    My 
    pleasure. Did you do 

    anything fun today? 

    Nothing special. 
    Amy 
    made 
    lasagna, we had cake, 

    the kids 

    Gave 
    me a tie and 
    some socks, 

    terrific. 

    That's awesome, man. 
    Hey, I got a gift 

    comin your way too. I 

    Fedex'ed it so you 

    should probly get it tomorrow. 

    (Gasp) Thank 
    you, thank 
    you, Alex, 

    thank 
    you. What 
    is it? 

    It's pretty 
    cool. You'll 
    see tomorrow. 

    Aww, 
    come on, give me 
    a hint at least. 

    Can I ride it? 
    Can 

    I eat it? 

    Nope. 

    Can I fuck it? 

    Ahaha, no. 

    Can it 
    fuck me? 

    No. 

    Is it 
    hairy? Is it 
    something I can 
    shave? 

    No. 

    Can it blow me? 

    No... 

    Is it something 
    I can 
    blow? 

    No... 

    Can I 
    fuck it? 

    You 
    already asked 
    me that... 

    If 
    I take it 
    apart, are 
    there individual 

    parts that 
    I can fuck? 

    I don't think so... 

    Fair enough... 
    If I sit 
    on it for a 

    while, will I cum? 

    Noooo... 

    Is it something 
    Amy can strap 

    on and fuck me with? 

    Sid! 
    No! 

    If I get 
    jizz all over it, will it 
    be ruined? 

    think... 

    Does it 
    sweat? 

    Noo... 

    Is it something that 
    can be used like... 

    a pussy? 

    That's just 
    another way of asking 

    if you can fuck 
    it... 

    My bad... 
    Does it 
    get big if you 
    touch it? 

    No... 

    Does 
    it get hard if 
    you touch it? 

    Nooo... 

    If 
    my Amy 
    catches me 
    blowing it, will 

    she be mad? 

    Look, you can't 
    blow it, man, 

    we already talked 
    about that... 

    Right, 
    okay... 
    let's say 
    I'm stranded 

    on a desert 
    island with 

    Just 
    this item... 
    am I getting 
    a rim job? 

    NO! 

    Can 
    I fuck it? 

    NO, it's a toaster, 
    man, just 
    a toaster! 

    Oh! 
    So I can 
    fuck it? 
    In fact, 

    two people can fuck 
    it at the 

    Same 
    time! 
    Alex, 
    ya wanna come over 

    and fuck my toaster 

    This weekend? 

    Don't mind if 
    i doo doo... 

    Hahaha, oh, Alex 

    Hahaha, oh, Sid... 

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