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Sid & Alex chords by 
Adam Sandler
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Verse 1
G
(Telephone rings)
D
G
I'll be up in a few! Hello?
Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday,
A
man.
G
Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you
For remembering, thank you.
My pleasure. Did you do
anything fun today?
Nothing special. Amy made lasagna, we had cake,
the kids
Gave me a tie and some socks,
terrific.
That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift
comin your way too. I
Fedex'ed it so you
should probly get it tomorrow.
(Gasp) Thank you, thank you, Alex,
C
thank you. What is it?
G
It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow.
Aww, come on, give me a hint at least.
Can I ride it? Can
I eat it?
Nope.
Can I fuck it?
Ahaha, no.
Can it fuck me?
No.
Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?
No.
Can it blow me?
F#m
No...
G
Is it something I can blow?
No...
Can I fuck it?
You already asked me that...
If I take it apart, are there individual
parts that I can fuck?
I don't think so...
Fair enough... If I sit on it for a
while, will I cum?
Noooo...
Is it something Amy can strap
on and fuck me with?
Sid! No!
If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined?
I think...
C
Does it sweat?
Noo...
G
Is it something that can be used like...
a pussy?
That's just another way of asking
if you can fuck it...
My bad... Does it get big if you touch it?
No...
Does it get hard if you touch it?
Nooo...
If my Amy catches me blowing it, will
she be mad?
Look, you can't blow it, man,
we already talked about that...
Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded
on a desert island with
Just this item... am I getting a rim job?
NO!
Can I fuck it?
NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!
Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact,
two people can fuck it at the
Same time! Alex, ya wanna come over
and fuck my toaster
This weekend?
Don't mind if i doo doo...
Hahaha, oh, Alex
Hahaha, oh, Sid...
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