Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!
Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!

Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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Fret 4

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  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • B

    2

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • F#

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  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • B

    2

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • F#

    2
    • Verse 1
    Hello, there 

    All the guys in 
    the band are pretending 

    to get 

    Ready so 
    they can go out and 
    find 

    some pussy 

    Oh, I wonder where 
    the action is in this 
    town 

    Every mu
    sician likes 
    to find 
    some pussy 

    Boy, 
    I could've 
    really scored 

    last 
    night 

    But every 
    night it's the same 
    thing 

    Aynsley gets there first 

    He's so fast, 
    it 
    must be from playing 

    the 
    drums or 
    something 

    I mean, 
    if those girls over 
    there 
    only knew 

    My 
    secret identity, 
    but, 

    but 
    how 
    could they? 

    How, 
    how 
    could 
    they know 

    that 
    I 
    am 
    Bwana Dick? 

    Where's my 
    hair dryer? 

    Got to look 
    lovely for the girls 

    After 
    all, 
    I am Bwana 
    Dick 

    Each 
    guy has his own 
    specialty 

    for getting the 
    girl 
    of his dreams 

    I sprayed 
    my pits, 

    I 
    put 
    on a new 
    tie- dye 
    T- 

    Shirt, 
    I brushed my 
    teeth, 

    I cleaned 
    my 
    glasses 

    I 
    buffed my nails 

    I bought a copy of Down 

    Beat so I could carry 
    it 

    Around and look like 

    I knew what was happening 

    I left my shirt 
    unbuttoned at the top 

    I stuffed 
    three pair of socks 
    and a 
    bar of 

    Beauty 
    soap down the front 
    of my pants 

    I just 
    know I'm gonna 
    get laid tonight 

    and I'm not 
    taking any chances 

    I've got this little 
    jar of 

    tinsel 
    glitter here 

    The same 
    brand 
    Danny Hutton 

    puts on his 
    face 

    It makes 
    him look all 

    glistening and 
    seductive 

    I'll 
    just put a little 
    on here 

    The cheeks, 
    the chin, 
    mm, 

    near the quivering 
    lips 

    I'm 
    so commercial 
    I could die 

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