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Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
D
Hello, there
All the guys in the band are pretending
to get
Ready so they can go out and find
Bm
D
some pussy
A
Oh, I wonder where the action is in this town
D
B
D
Every musician likes to find some pussy
Boy, I could've really scored
E
last night
But every night it's the same thing
D
Aynsley gets there first
He's so fast, it must be from playing
F#m
the drums or something
D
G
I mean, if those girls over there only knew
D
E
My secret identity, but,
D
but how could they?
E
How, how could they know
F#m
that I am Bwana Dick?
D
Where's my hair dryer?
Got to look lovely for the girls
E
D
After all, I am Bwana Dick
E
Each guy has his own specialty
D
E
D
for getting the girl of his dreams
E
I sprayed my pits,
A
D
I put on a new tie- dye T-
Shirt, I brushed my teeth,
E
F#m
I cleaned my glasses
E
D
I buffed my nails
E
I bought a copy of Down
D
Beat so I could carry it
E
Around and look like
D
I knew what was happening
E
I left my shirt unbuttoned at the top
D
I stuffed three pair of socks and a bar of
Beauty soap down the front of my pants
F#m
I just know I'm gonna get laid tonight
and I'm not taking any chances
E
I've got this little jar of
F#m
tinsel glitter here
D
The same brand Danny Hutton
F#m
puts on his face
E
It makes him look all
D
glistening and seductive
F#
I'll just put a little on here
D
F#m
The cheeks, the chin, mm,
E
D
near the quivering lips
I'm so commercial I could die
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