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Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! chords by
Frank Zappa
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Key: Gb major•
Verse 1
D
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Hello, there

All the guys in the band are pretending

to get

Ready so they can go out and find
Bm
Bm
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D
D

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some pussy
A
A

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Oh, I wonder where the action is in this town
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D

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B
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Every musician likes to find some pussy

Boy, I could've really scored
E
E

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last night

But every night it's the same thing
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D

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Aynsley gets there first

He's so fast, it must be from playing
F#m
F#m
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the drums or something
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I mean, if those girls over there only knew
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E

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My secret identity, but,
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but how could they?
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E

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How, how could they know
F#m
F#m
2

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that I am Bwana Dick?
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D

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Where's my hair dryer?

Got to look lovely for the girls
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E

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D

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After all, I am Bwana Dick
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E

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Each guy has his own specialty
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D

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E

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D
D

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for getting the girl of his dreams
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E

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I sprayed my pits,
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I put on a new tie- dye T-

Shirt, I brushed my teeth,
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E

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F#m
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I cleaned my glasses
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I buffed my nails
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E

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I bought a copy of Down
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D

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Beat so I could carry it
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E

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Around and look like
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I knew what was happening
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E

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I left my shirt unbuttoned at the top
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I stuffed three pair of socks and a bar of

Beauty soap down the front of my pants
F#m
F#m
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I just know I'm gonna get laid tonight

and I'm not taking any chances
E
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I've got this little jar of
F#m
F#m
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tinsel glitter here
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The same brand Danny Hutton
F#m
F#m
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puts on his face
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It makes him look all
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glistening and seductive
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I'll just put a little on here
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F#m
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The cheeks, the chin, mm,
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near the quivering lips

I'm so commercial I could die

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

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Chords

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • B

    2

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • F#

    2

Capo: 4

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

What is the original key of Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!?

The original key of Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! by Frank Zappa is Gb major.

What are the main chords for Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!?

The primary chords used in Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! are Gb, Ebm, Db, Eb, Ab, Bbm.

Do I need a capo to play Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!?

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 4 fret.

Is Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! beginner-friendly on guitar?

Yes, this version uses open chords like Gb, Ebm, Db, Eb, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

What is the tempo (BPM) of Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!?

The tempo of Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! is approximately 36 beats per minute.

How do I transpose the chords for Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!?

You can easily change the key of Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik! using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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Is there a tuner available for Scene 67: I Am Bwana Dik!?

Yes, we have integrated a Mini-Tuner directly on this page. Use it to quickly check your string pitch (Standard Tuning: E A D G B E) before you start playing along with Frank Zappa.

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